Socialist Clown Has Accomplished Exactly ZERO Over Last Three Years.

Here is local socialist bodaggit Clayton Tucker bragging three years ago in the Dispatch about how “we ain’t scared of no one” and “we’re gonna chip away at that red wall in rural Texas!

That was in November 2021, when Mike Collier came to town. Who’s Mike Collier? Exactly. Just another past failed candidate that Comrade Clayton glommed onto and doomed with his powers of mush.

Jesus Christ what a motley crew.

So what has Comrade Clayton accomplished in the last three years since his bold proclamations? The hundreds of Zoom calls, the dozens of trips to tiny towns three hours away to meet 6 old ladies and babble about socialism like an annoying Amway salesman? The useless trips to Seattle and San Francisco and Washington D.C.? The “virtual rallies” and other ridiculous nonsense?

Let’s look at the papers today and see how Comrade Clayton has changed the world:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Whoops.

How about Lampasas county? The very county where Comrade Clayton lives in his mom’s upstairs bedroom and is without gainful employment? Well, nothing has changed there either! In fact, things got “worse” from Comrade Clayton’s point of view.

2016 results: Trump got 78% of the vote.

2024 results: Trump got 80% of the vote.

Oh dear. So much for “chipping away at the red wall” – you haven’t chipped away shit, you clown. In fact, the wall looks stronger than ever. The only thing being chipped away is your very life as you waste it on gay shit like this. Most 34-year-olds have a career, a wife and kids by now.

You have nothing. No accomplishments. No job. No girl. No house or property of your own. No life. Just masturbatory fantasies of a socialist country that will NEVER happen now.

Let’s look at something else Comrade Clayton posted almost FOUR years ago!!

Hashtag Dorks Of Lampasas! Hashtag SuperFag!

This was after the protests on Jan 6, 2021 – when people were rightfully upset that the Marxist scum in this country abused the mail-in voting system and used unprotected drop boxes to steal an election. Comrade Clayton actually called Ted Cruz a seditionist and President Trump a “domestic terrorist.” Comrade Clayton did this in his official capacity as an “employee” of Our Revolution Texas – a Marxist Bernie Sanders offshoot organization.

Today? Our Revolution is long gone and defunct, Comrade Clayton lost his “job” there as a communist agitator, Ted Cruz was just re-elected by a huge margin, and Trump is president again. I bet that stings a lot, doesn’t it Comrade Clayton?? To watch the last four years of your life be revealed as a 100% and total waste of time. Every single thing you did – the dumb rallies, the Zoom calls, the thousands of Twitter posts, all your stupid non-profits and social media bullshit….all for NOTHING. NOTHING!!!!!!

Actually, it’s even WORSE than that: you went BACKWARDS! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Douchebag.

Does Comrade Clayton maybe take time for some introspection? Does he maybe consider that people largely reject socialism, Marxism and woke horseshit and maybe THAT is why you keep losing?

Hell no! He’s ready to double down again!!

There is Comrade Clayton taking a shit on Colin Allred: the VERY SAME ASSHOLE he was just making “campaign commercials” for about 10 days ago. LOL.

Derp derp!

Comrade Clayton and fellow shitlib dummy Meebs Aslam have concluded that they need to go MORE left to win! What these two morons are clearly forgetting is that the Democrats HAD A PRIMARY to pick their senatorial candidate. They DID put forward a far-left idiot and his name was Roland Gutierrez. The dummycrats had their chance to select a far-left socialist, and guess what? He got destroyed in the primary by a 4-1 margin.

Roland Gutierrez – Endorsed By Socialist Gutter Rat Clayton Tucker – Destroyed In Primary By 4-1 Margin.

THAT is your answer, you tone-deaf imbeciles. NOBODY wants your brand of horseshit. Maybe you two idiots should just both move to Cuba or Venezuela next week and save yourselves a lot of trouble. Seriously, why don’t you two shitheads just pick up and move to California or Illinois or New York NEXT WEEK and get the fuck outta here with that commie crap??

Fuck you both.

MEGA MAGA LANDSLIDE :

Gains in 49 states + D.C.

Biggest party swing since 1992

Best Republican showing in 20 years with 18-29 year-olds; 48 years with Black voters; 52+ years with Hispanics

Best popular vote for House Republicans in presidential year since 1928