Tag: no transparency

“Crowds” Dwindle. Sugar Rush Ends. The Spluttering, Doomed ‘Campaign’ Of Grifter Clayton Tucker.

As the “crowds” get smaller and smaller, the camera angles get tighter and tighter to hide the failure….

Yes, he drove all the way to Houston so one old guy in a green shirt could ignore him while he reads the menu. That is probably the moron who thinks lettuce costs more than gasoline.

It’s all going to shit in a hurry for Comrade Clayton, our local communist bum:

There are no new upcoming events. He hasn’t written any tripe on his Substack for seven weeks, despite promising to post every single Sunday. His own mother refuses to dirty her vehicle with a Tucker campaign bumper sticker.

Comrade Clayton is a dying star, a white dwarf heading for a black hole. That’s physics. It’s inevitable.

The window to officially file for candidacy closes in about 15 days, at which time I’ll work on getting his filing papers and suing to keep him off the ballot for failing to meet the qualifications of office.

He has STILL not filed a single financial disclosure to show where all the grifted money is being spent, despite scamming money off of old ladies for about five months now.

I think this is the photo that makes me laugh the hardest….

I’m not sure which part of this photo is funnier – that a 35-year-old bum who lives with his mom and can’t support himself is standing up on a stage lecturing anyone about anything OR the handful of shitlib morons sitting there actually wasting time listening to him.

If they had read here for the last 5 years, they’d know that EVERY SINGLE POSITION he has ever taken has been proven wrong. Jacking the minimum wage, ending fossil fuels, etc. All of them. He’s a veritable fountain of retardation and bad math.

All we have to look forward to now is speculating on what this aimless bum will do once his “campaign” ends in a mushroom cloud and he cards up his FOURTH failed campaign since 2020. Will he try to be a fatter, shorter version of Beto and just bum off his parents forever while losing random campaigns for the rest of his life until mom and dad die and leave him some money? Will he actually get a real job (HAHAHAHAHAHA!)?

We will know soon!!

City’s Hack Attorney J.C. Brown AGAIN Denies Me “Economic Impact” Documents Supposedly Created By Ybarra Before She “Resigned.”

A few weeks ago, I noticed that former EDD Stacey Ybarra was making some wild claims on her LinkedIn profile. One of them was that she herself concocted “over eight” economic impact reports for “potential business prospects” while she was here sucking on the public tit to the tune of over $100,000 in salary and benefits.

Of course, she’s long gone now and the Business Pork is still completely empty – despite her making it her “number one job” to find a tenant. In fact, you’d be hard-pressed to point a finger to a single accomplishment by her during her 18 month stint which cost the taxpayers around a quarter-million in expenses!

I figured since she was long gone and had accomplished nothing, it was safe to ask for those “over eight” economic impact studies she supposedly created. I figured wrong!

As usual, the city’s overpaid, hack attorney JC Brown went running to the Texas AG with her usual line: “the City is of the opinion that the requested information is exempted from disclosure by a statutory exemption set forth in Chapter 552″

Reminder: Bastrop fired JC Brown as their attorney

The LEDC is a gigantic circus run by head clown Misti Talbert. Talbert used to TALK a lot about “transparency” when she was mayor, but that’s all it was: talk. The truth is, it serves their purposes to keep everything hidden away from prying eyes, because otherwise people might be shocked at just how incompetent they really are.

Oh well. Eventually they WILL get a business in the Business Pork. It will be a horrible deal and the wages will be no better than anyplace else in town, but it will happen. THEN, after the “deal is done” and the prospect moves in, they will no longer be able to make their claims of secrecy because of “negotiations” – they will HAVE to let the taxpayers look at the deal they struck…and it will be glorious. I plan on roasting them for weeks when that happens.

Reminder: as usual, the LEDC will skip their monthly December meeting on the 18th because “holidays” – which means the year 2024 will come to a close without any tenants in the $7.4 million Business Pork. However, you WILL notice they are currently in the process of putting up two entrance signs (cost: $37,000) to mark the wildly overpriced goat pasture.