Here is a blast from the past. Some on-line begging from Clayton Tucker as a candidate for City council almost exactly five years ago.
So he had barely gotten done grifting money for his state senate campaign against Dawn Buckingham (he got destroyed by 39 points) when he started grifting more money for his City council campaign.
As you can see, he has no problem lying his ass off about how “tight” the margins were in his race against Zac Morris – a race he ALSO got destroyed in by 34 points (33% to 67%). He was thumped so badly that he earned the moniker “Baby Seal” henceforth on this blog.
There was NO WAY he knew what the “margin” was because there was no polling in such a tiny, small-town race. That didn’t stop him from lying to the low-IQ, shitlib idiots who might vote for him, like Bruce Haywood and Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris.
So much for those “deep Lampasas roots,” eh Comrade?
You’ll also notice that he blabbers about global warming and “justice” and socialized medicine – but nary a word about data centers, monopolies or water issues. LOL. That’s because he just adopted those causes a few weeks ago. He also put his occupation as “political organizer” on his application – NOT rancher or farmer.
After he gets his ass kicked in November, he will dream up some new issues to freak out about and run for something else…and he’ll be grifting on-line for money then, too.
Since I was 100% right about Vance, Trump and Kamala Harris previously, I thought I’d offer you a look seven months into the future.
ELECTION PREDICTIONS:
Clayton will get very excited on March 4th and blather about how he “won” his primary, even though he is running unopposed. He will look at the 37,000 people who were dumb enough to fill in the Clayton Tucker box even though there was no other choice, and he will be filled with even MORE false hope about November.
I think Sid Miller will beat his primary opponent. I really don’t care. I have no dog in that race. Nate Sheets will kick the shit out of Clayton as well. Doesn’t really matter who is on the Republican side.
Abbott is currently at around 90% to win as governor, which should carry all the way down the ticket to the offices 95% of Texans don’t give a shit about (railroad commissioner, Ag Commissioner, etc)
I can see Clayton losing his race with an outcome of maybe 55% to 45% – which in political terms is pretty much an ass whipping. He should lose by close to 1 million votes. Like I have said previously, it doesn’t matter if you put “bowl of dogshit” on the ballot on the Democrat side, the straight-ticket voters will vote for it.
In other words, Trust Fund Tucker could do absolutely nothing, spend $0.00 and STILL get 45% of the vote. Which makes his wheel-spinning for the last eight months even more hilarious. But in his tiny pea brain, he will have “just barely lost” this race – which will embolden him to run for something else in two years. Bank on it.
Talarico will handily beat that idiot Jasmine Crockett and then Paxton will beat Talarico in the general. I have to say, voting for Paxton yesterday was one of the most satisfying things I have done in a while. There are few RINOs I hate more than John Cornyn. Fuck that guy.
I find it VERY unusual that Comrade Clayton has not publicly endorsed his butt buddy Jasmine Crockett for Senate. Very unusual indeed.
