So our local socialist fake rancher took a break from “almost crushing his leg” with Dad’s shiny Japanese tractor to aimlessly travel to yet another sparsely attended “campaign event” to take selfies with random dinks and leptons. Of course, he hasn’t even officially filed for the position yet, so he’s still not technically a candidate….
I have two gifts. The first is writing insulting and humorous limericks. I can do it pretty effortlessly. I have probably posted a dozen on this blog. All of them were gems.
The second gift I have is spotting what movie characters people look like. Even obscure ones. Comrade Clayton’s date here was clearly pulled from Revenge of The Nerds. More specifically, the chick Stan Gable shoved into Lewis Skolnick’s face when he tried to kiss Betty at the kissing booth….
Congratulations, Comrade!
In other news, as fake rancher Clayton Tucker wastes his time driving all over Texas screaming about food prices, we get the news that Thanksgiving dinner will be the cheapest since 2019 – before Biden fucked everything up….
Walmart’s Thanksgiving Meal Deal Returns To 2019 Low Price Levels
As usual. Comrade Clayton blabbering about a problem that has already been solved or never existed in the first place. Moron.