One thing you can count on with local numbskull Clayton Tucker: whenever he reads a single blurb or post about ANY subject, he panics like a teen girl because he thinks it’s an immediate crisis and the world will end if everyone doesn’t do EXACTLY what Comrade Clayton prescribes…which is usually a lot more taxing and spending with much bigger government.
Right now it’s the shrimp industry….
He did the same thing with the “water crisis” years ago…
Same thing with “climate crisis” 6 years ago when he demanded we get rid of ALL fossil fuels by 2030 (which is only 4.5 short years away now)…oh, and we were also all dying of the “health care crisis” even though we have been operating under HIS beloved Obamacare for about a decade now…
He panics every July and December that the grid will fail and we’ll all die…
He even had a little panic a month ago when we had a one-day, 98-degree “massive heat wave” here in Texas….
Dummy panics over 24-hour ‘heat wave’ that never happened.
He panicked BIG TIME over Covid. He wore a mask well into 2021, he wore a mask in the car by himself and he got the untested shitty “vaccine” even though the math and statistics told us it was no threat to most of us.
What a fucking pussy.
He panics over everything because (1) he operates 100% on emotion and (2) is not smart enough to do the math on almost all of this stuff.
Oh yeah! He panicked over the tariffs and “market crash” as well!
So he will continue to panic over dumb shit forever, most likely. Because he lives in a bubble in mom’s womb and never had to face and conquer adversity.
Oh, and Republicans are already on top of your shrimp scare, buddy. Here is an article from a MONTH ago.
Wait, people will be prohibited from calling something by a name that is actually a false title? Does that go for boys who live with mom but call themselves a rancher? I hope so.
Seems to me that existing laws against fraud would already cover this, but what do I know.
But don’t worry, everyone! Clayton-come-lately is all over the shrimp crisis!! He will FIGHT for the shrimpers!! The guy who lives with mom, can’t run the ranch he was gifted, and never employed a single person is going to fix the entire shrimping industry!! You betcha!