Wimp And Blimp Toss Candy To The “Crowd”

To call the campaign of low-IQ wastrel Clayton Tucker a “farce” would be far too generous. I was out of town a few days taking the money of a few guys who thought they were good at backgammon and I come home to THIS!

That is local runtling Comrade Clayton standing in the back of a poorly-decorated truck at some kind of “parade” throwing one single piece of candy to the “crowd” every 40 seconds or so. He is so stingy because every penny of grifted campaign money he spends on candy is a penny he can’t keep for himself when his entire campaign implodes due to failure to meet the basic qualifications of the position.

Also, his “campaign manager” Izzy “Baby Beluga” Young probably attacked all that candy the previous night while Comrade Clayton was asleep in his bed.

Speaking of Comrade Clayton’s bed, someone claiming to be his mother sent me this picture and said “this is what my son’s bedroom looks like…he lives upstairs from me. Is this normal??”

Probably a joke, but who really knows.

You can see the Baby Beluga waddling to catch up there on the left-hand side of the video screen towards the end. What better way to show you are serious about all your “healthy foods for kids” bullshit than by tossing out candy and having a campaign manager who is easily 100 pounds overweight at a very young age?

You were never a teacher, you moron. You were a babysitter to Chinese toddlers for about 9 months before you mysteriously quit and ran home to mom.