You’d think the Chairman of the Lampasas County Democrats might expend most of his energy in the town of, you know, Lampasas. But you’d be wrong. The thrice-failed candidate who swore up and down he would turn rural Lampasas blue has clearly given up on that and is now wasting 14 hours round trip to fuck around and lose in….Amarillo.
Oh man, socialist soyjak Clayton Tucker NEVER disappoints when it comes to making himself look like a clueless asshole and opening himself up to lawsuits – and his recent 900-mile trip to Amarillo and back is no exception.
He wrote all about it in his recent Substack post. He’s miffed that a very rich local Amarillo guy (Alex Fairly) dares to throw a bunch of money into a PAC! Can you believe it?? Envious little boy Clayton is fuming about it:
Alex Fairly is an Amarillo oligarch who is dumping untold sums of money into their local elections, from city council to county commission to state representative. He dumped $20 million into his political PAC just last year alone. Imagine the good he could do by donating his obviously-not-needed money to charities, such as local food banks, instead of trying to buy more power for himself.
[Seeing as how the entire $20 million is STILL just sitting there and hasn’t been spent, and Alex has said publicly he may NEVER spend it, then he therefore hasn’t “dumped untold sums” into the election, now has he, you dipshit??]
If dumping money into a PAC and letting it sit there instead of buying food for people sounds familiar, it ought to. It’s EXACTLY what Clayton Tucker himself did last year – except he publicly lied about trying to hand money to the Lampasas school system and then got publicly humiliated by me for it. Twice.
Oh, and Alex has given TENS OF MILLIONS of dollars to West Texas A&M University. How many dollars have you given, Clayton? Oh that’s right. You still live with mom and try to sell goats for $100 each.
Anyways, Comrade Clayton then goes on to essentially libel both Alex Fairly and Texas Ag Commissioner Sid Miller (not for the first time, I might add). Here’s what the little guy wrote:
Oligarchy Alex didn’t like this,so he called his other puppet — Ag Commissioner Sid Miller. Miller effectively canceled up to $6 million in fundingfor The RANGE and their various projects, including water conservation, fire prevention, and more. Miller did this very sneakily by removing the entire line item from the TDA budget. Oligarchy Alex reportedly gave ol’ Sid about $50,000. Can anyone say quid pro quo?
Oh, is that what you heard? You heard there was a $50k kickback that changed hands? You heard that, did you?
You know what I heard? I heard Clayton Tucker likes to loiter around the public bathroom over there by the skate park a few blocks from mom’s house. I heard he waits for a hot, sunny day when dozens of men have used the toilets there and they are covered in hot, stale piss. Then I heard Clayton likes to sneak in there and lick it off the toilet seats while jerking himself off. That’s what I heard.
But hey, it’s just what I heard. I can’t prove it or anything. Just what I heard.
The most hilarious part about Clayton getting mad that Alex is fucking things up in the mayoral race in Amarillo is that the guy Clayton REALLY wants to win and who Clayton says is an AWESOME guy is Jason Herrick – who looks like an Asian John Candy….
Who is Jason Herrick? Well, according to his own website:
Jason Herrick is a local entrepreneur and business owner. He joined Pantera Energy Company, an independent Oil and Gas production and exploration company based in Amarillo, in 2001 when it had 4 employees and 90 wells. He has served as president since 2007and has grown the company into the largest panhandle-based natural gas producer with 54 employees and peaked at nearly 2000 operated wells.
Yes, you are reading that right. The guy whose cock Clayton is sucking up there in Amarillo is an OIL AND GAS BUSINESSMAN!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA. Clayton Tucker, who despises fossil fuels and wants them all banned by 2030 is sucking the cock of Big Oil now. Outstanding. I couldn’t make up retardation like this if I was given 10 years and a million dollars.
I love it.
I’ll give you this, fuckface: you never fail to outdo yourself in the moron department. Keep it up!