I don’t have a Facebook account, so I only know what people tell me or screenshot for me…but apparently there is a complete howling loon on the loose! Threatening any local businesses that let me walk in their door. Lol. I think he also threatened to shoot someone. If I was that person, I’d be taking screenshots and calling the cops. But I digress.
It is very entertaining to watch you chase your tails trying to figure out who I am and where I live. A few days ago, I apparently lived in Austin. Then Round Rock. Now I supposedly spend all my waking hours getting extremely drunk right in the middle of Lampasas town square and driving around town looking for innocent children to run over before I go home to kick my dogs and burn the American flag.
Very, very amusing. But like they told me in the Air Force: if you are taking flak, you must be over a target. So this only encourages me to keep going.
But I WILL do you the favor of listing all the local businesses I have frequented in the last 10 years so you can steer clear of them. You may as well leave town after you see all the places your’re going to be boycotting, you complete and utter yam bag:
[My apologies in advance to the owners of all these fine businesses who will no longer be patronized by this jabbering clown horn of a person]
HEB, Wal-Mart, Schlotskys, Larry’s Lube, Hooten Plumbing, Family Medicine Clinic (no more lithium for you!), McDonald’s, Taco Bell, The Donut Shop, The Corner Store, Lucky Ranch (gone), The County Seat (gone), Brodi’s BBQ (gone), Twisted Oak (gone), Tractor Supply, El Rodeo, Alfredos, The Cake Lady, Putters and Gutters, Isom vets, First Texas Bank, Copy Cats, Toupsies, Brown’s Feed Store, Stripes, M&M Meats, Eve’s Cafe, Hoffpauir Feed Store, Nocked and Loaded, the gym (guessing you don’t go anyways), Advanced Window Tint, Dairy Queen, Paceline, County Inn, Mamma Jeans BBQ, Hart’s BBQ, Pizza Hut, Lampasas Inn (under new ownership but screw them anyways, right?), Best Western, Bush’s Chicken (yummy), Auto Zone, O’Reilly Auto Parts, ACE Hardware, Spring Dry Cleaners, AT&T Store, Verizon Store.
I have had the audacity to spend money in every single one of these places. It was extremely difficult to do, seeing as how I’m an outsider who should be keeping his mouth shut about local government.
Oh and one more thing about the “he doesn’t even live here” ‘logic’ you keep throwing out: it states clearly in the Lampasas City Personnel Manual that city employees do NOT have to live in the city! Can you believe that??Not that I care at all, but I wonder how many of Lampasas’s 100 city employees technically live outside the city? Might want to go yell at them as well, you ignoramus.