I Finally Shook Off Covid. Now It’s Time To Take a Shit On Julie Cain Landrum’s Hobby Lemonade Stand

Well, Covid makes you tired as hell and robs you of your taste (still gone) but I never thought I was going to die. Funny how I never got sick for 18 months despite no mask or vax, but the minute a bunch of young people NOT at risk of dying from Covid (like THIS pussy) started getting the “vaccine” over the last few months, it spread like wildfire. Anyone under the age of 40 who is otherwise healthy and still got the vax is a moron – especially if you’re female. You don’t need it. All you’re doing is poisoning the rest of us.

Oh well. Now I have immunity that is about 20 times better than your weak-ass “vaccine”. I am totally invincible to Covid and can go back to killing my liver with alcohol and wrecking my heart with bacon and dying the old fashioned way like god intended.

Speaking of no taste, local Covid rat and hobby lemonade stand operator Julie Cain Landrum of Wool & Vine Cry & Whine just can’t keep her rat nose clean, can she? I had a LOT of time to lie in bed and read all the Facebook soap operas going on over the last week and a half. Seems like Covid rat Landrum is always at the center of a whine fest.

Get it? Because she operates a WINE bar? Well, sometimes. When she feels like opening. Mostly it’s closed and she pretends to be a business owner.

Julie Cain Landrum is the chick who ratted out other small businesses last year during Covid. I have covered this Covid rat extensively in the past.

This broad will literally go to any length to avoid working and building an actual business. Instead, she spends her time whining on Facebook about how the world is against her.

Correction: you do not own a business. You operate a tiny hobby lemonade stand that is closed most of the time.

The struggle? The bias towards business owners? Which one of those describes the $3,000 in FREE CASH that the Lampasas Economic Development Corp foolishly handed you last year for “Covid”? What a deluded ingrate this woman is. Truly delusional as only a liberal could be.

The LEDC handed over all that money even though Cry & Whine is barely open and employs nobody at all.

The irony, of course, is that this moron did this to herself. With her non-stop freaking out about Covid, she and her small circle of hipster doofus artsy-fartsy Austin types have petrified themselves into not going out to eat or drink anymore. At least, that’s the excuse she is using for her business sucking:

Becky Strassner appears to be her sister. A sister who is STILL scamming “Covid money” for HER shitty business! Must run in the family.

That is what happens when you watch the morons on CNN all day and work yourself into a petrified state of idiocy. You literally start having nightmares from watching so much fear porn on CNN. This is a mentally weak person:

Especially if you listen to that scumbag “Doctor” Leana Wen:

Leana Wen is a Chinese-born piece of shit and quack who is CNN’s resident fearmonger. She probably also eats dogs. Dr. Wen thinks Americans should be forced to show a Covid passport to travel across interstate lines or get on a plane….or to do anything else, for that matter.

Did I mention Leana Wen was born in China? The same country that released this virus on us in the first place? Naturally, she “sounds reasonable” to a complete moron like Julie Landrum!

Dr. Wen should be removed from television and then deported to China. If she refuses to go, she should be tried for sedition and then hanged on public television.

No, I am not kidding.

Authoritarian fearmongering morons like Dr. Wen have whipped the weak-minded in our society (like Julie Cain Landrum and Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris) into a gaggle of scared rabbits who are afraid of their own shadows – and thus won’t go spend money at Cry & Whine, apparently:

This is known as “shooting yourself in the dick” and it is nobody’s fault but your own. Either get your head screwed on straight and understand that Covid is not the end of the world, or suffer the consequences of your own stupidity, mmmkay? Don’t sit there and Cry & Whine about how the City and everyone else is “against small business”

You also might want to try being open for more than a few hours a week. That is not a business – it is a hobby lemonade stand tucked away inside another small business and nobody knows it’s there because you are too cheap to buy signage. This is also your fault, and not the fault of Covid:

EVERY OTHER BUSINESS on the square is open AT LEAST 40 hours a week. That’s what it takes. But Julie Cain Landrum can’t be bothered with that. She’d rather blame Covid and the “bias” of the city of Lampasas against people like her. It makes it easier to be handed free tax dollars like her idiot sister Becky Strassner:

The economy is booming in Texas and this weasel is STILL SCAMMING Covid “relief” funds. What a scum bag.

The bottom line is that neither Covid nor anti-business “bias” are your problem. The problem is that Julie Cain Landrum is unfit to run a business. She is merely a dummy who thought “I like wine! I’ll open a wine bar” and that’s about as much thought as she likely put into it.

I mean, she gets flustered by a single mosquito or a package of Emory boards! How the hell is she going to deal with the demands of running a small business? She isn’t. She’s going to fuck it all up and then blame it on a cold virus:

Emory board packages….mosquitoes…fireworks. It doesn’t take much to throw Julie Cain Landrum into a tizzy and ruin her day. It’s no wonder she can’t even run a hobby lemonade stand without falling to pieces – like most rabid liberals, she is likely mentally ill.

I’ll have more to say on this soon. I am not even close to done with Wool & Vine and Julie Cain Landrum. I said a year ago when she was busy ratting out other small business that I would never forget or forgive that sin. The chickens are coming home to roost, lady.