ManWhalePig Hubert “Heath” Humperdick Wrong Yet Again

Hubert Humperdick is one of the more outspoken of the morons who think perfectly healthy people should be forced into wearing masks. I’ve covered his idiocy more than a few times.

HERE and HERE for example.

Well, he was wrong yet again. Hubert posted this nugget back in July…intimating that if we let kids go back to school, they will die of Covid, along with their parents and teachers.

Melissa “Crazy Cane Lady” Johnson also was against opening schools, even though she has ZERO kids of school age. When I pointed this out, instead of shutting up and feeling stupid for sticking her beak into an issue that doesn’t even concern her, she accused me of “stalking” her kid. LOL. Seriously, you can’t make up shit like that. What lies will they think of next??

Of course, 6 months later they have both been proven completely and totally wrong. Zero kids, teachers or parents have died in the Lampasas School District. I’m not sure why Hubert “Heath” the Moron even cares since he doesn’t have any kids either – just a dog that he treats like one.

Hubert, you remind me more and more of Ignatius J Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces. You should go read it so you can see what a ridiculous buffoon you really are:

Ignatius is of the mindset that he does not belong in the world and that his numerous failings are the work of some higher power. He continually refers to the goddess Fortuna as having spun him downwards on her wheel of fortune. Ignatius loves to eat, and his masturbatory fantasies lead in strange directions. His mockery of obscene images is portrayed as a defensive posture to hide their titillating effect on him. Although considering himself to have an expansive and learned worldview, Ignatius has an aversion to ever leaving the town of his birth, and frequently bores friends and strangers with the story of his sole, abortive journey out of New Orleans, a trip to Baton Rouge on a Greyhound Scenicruiser bus, which Ignatius recounts as a traumatic ordeal of extreme horror.

Raise Your Hand!

Raise your hand if you own a tiny lemonade stand (only open THREE days a week!) that appears to employ nobody but yourself and your nutty wife and was only open a few months before Wuhan Flu hit BUT you still took the MAXIMUM $3,000 in taxpayer dollars from Mandy Clause and the LEDC!

It’s important all you saps pay your taxes in FULL and don’t try to look for any deductions so that worms like Andrew Landrum can get handed money he didn’t earn.

Oh, and raise your hand if your wife is a Covid snitch ratting out local mom and pop businesses!

Also raise your hand if you think Antifa is just a bogeyman and political cudgel to demonize your opponents….and not a bonafide organization terrorizing innocent civilians!

You’re gonna need a third hand, Andrew.

You’ll be sure to pay taxes on that $3,000 grant you got from Mandy Clause, right dildo?

I’ll ask an honest question for the 50th time: if you libs want to live under a full-on libtard regime, you are free to pack up your shit and move to Portland or San Francisco or New York City. Why stay here and whine all the time? Makes no sense to me. I’ll even pay for your one-way plane ticket – first class – if you all promise to move to another state. That goes for Haywood too!