Fake Rancher Pussy Clayton Tucker Running Away And Neglecting His Pet Goats As Dangerous Ice And Cold Approach.

Five years ago, socialist halfwit and fake rancher had an absolute bird that Ted Cruz went on vacation at the same time a once-in-a-century winter storm hit Texas. That was the storm where the pinwheels and solar panels failed badly and we nearly lost the entire grid.

What the fake rancher never understood is that Ted Cruz is a FEDERAL official. He represents us in D.C. He has no control over ERCOT and he is not the Governor of Texas. Going on vacation is totally normal this time of year. I’ll be in Cancun myself soon.

What exactly did he “run away” from? Was Comrade Clayton sitting at home expecting Cruz to put wood in his fireplace? Was Cruz supposed to go out and restore downed power lines as a lineman? Did he miss his shift shoveling coal into the power generation plant somewhere? What EXACTLY was he supposed to be doing that he “ran away” from? You absolute moron.

NOW, here we are five years later with another dangerous storm coming our way (not as bad as 2021, mind you) and Clayton Tucker HIMSELF is actually running away from his duties as a supposed “rancher.” Instead of being at the “family ranch” over the next few days to prepare for this storm and see to the welfare of his animals, he is running away like a pussy and driving to meaningless events:

This clearly IS running away from real responsibility. If you care so much about the “family ranch” then that should be your number-one priority…not driving to Abilene to sit around listening to a bunch of other fake ranchers cry for handouts.

The upside of Clayton Tucker running away from his responsibilities is that he will be driving around on icy roads. Given that he does everything else like a teen girl, I’m guessing he drives like one as well. That means his chances of spinning into oncoming traffic and being t-boned by an 18-wheeler driven by an illegal Somali or Jagmeet with a towel on his head will increase exponentially. That’s a good thing.

I feel sorry for Clayton’s 70-year-old mother and 94-year-old grandmother who are left behind to feed and water his pet goats and make sure they have enough warm bedding for this storm. What a douchebag.