I guess I’m going to have to come to terms with the fact that I’ll just have a massive erection for the next four years.
Reddit is awash with these types of posts. The federal government has been loaded to the gills with the most pathetic and useless people imaginable. Virtually all the federal agencies are part of a literal jobs program for stupid people.
Oh honey. This is just the beginning.
Of course, it’s a chick. Some chick who has sat at home and done about 20 minutes of work per week “managing the supply of bed nets” or some nonsense and making six figures for the last six years. Unbelievable.
As you can see, it is WAY worse than you thought. There are MILLIONS of these people. All doing NOTHING from home.
“My job is doing ONE thing that should really be part of 100 things that a non-federal employee could do for 1/100 the cost.” That perfectly describes the government employee.
Maybe unionizing workers who can’t easily be fired, isolating them from public and market feedback, instructing them to do meaningless busywork choked with jargon, and then letting them work from home wasn’t the best plan. Even the biggest commie of them all, FDR, was vehemently opposed to letting government workers unionize. He knew this would be the end result.
So keep the sob stories coming, honey. It makes my whole day. You can always go pick produce in California!!
