Jo-Christy Brown Billed City Roughly $7,000 For Industrial Park Agreement That Is Currently Being Ignored

Well, JC sure put the hours in on the Martin Rod & Custom Industrial Park agreement! She submitted no less than TWENTY FIVE separate bills totaling close to SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS.

That comes out to about 40 hours of legal work. All for an agreement that is about 18 pages long and mostly boilerplate bullshit she probably pulled from a template – and which is currently being completely ignored.

Well, THAT was money well-spent!

Of course, that is PEANUTScompared to the $213,220 she has billed the City just since Jan 1st, 2019.

Hey, she had to find SOME new suckers source of income after being run out of Bastrop for “outsized legal fees”!!

City Attorney Still Silent On Name(s) Of Business Pork Project Prospects

Let’s be frank. Everyone on the LEDC knows the name of this secret business pork prospect. The City attorney knows the name. Likely, everyone on City council and more than a few City employees also know the name. At least three dozen people know who it is.

Yet City attorney J.C. Brown is silent and refuses to respond to my requests to name this prospect. Why? Is there a law against it? No. Is it because the prospect is such a joke, you cannot bear to let me know because I will ridicule it and poke a dozen holes in the entire idea? If that is true, you should be ashamed of yourselves for such a shitty prospect.

Is it Eco-Turd?? Please, God, let it be Eco-Turd.

Well, we will know in a day or two or I’ll be hiring my own lawyer again and also going after the City for my attorney’s fees. We have already been through this multiple times. You don’t have a leg to stand on, JC Brown. RELEASE THE NAMES!!!

If any of you naughty employees wants to leak it to me in total anonymity, feel free to drop me a line at lampasshole@protonmail.com

City Finance Director Moreno Either Lying or Terrible at Math…Perhaps Both.

It all started with this nugget I stumbled upon in the Lampasas Dispatch archives (Aug 4, 2017 page 5 column 4) during a City council discussion about the skyrocketing cost of health insurance premiums for City employees (also known as “benefits” – which Finley ALWAYS ignores during any and all discussions of City employee salaries, btw):

Ms Moreno said premiums will not necessarily increase significantly each year, as she said the main factor is TOTAL HEALTH INSURANCE CLAIMS BY CITY EMPLOYEES. The big increase in premiums for the upcoming year, she said, is TIED TO CLAIMS which Ms Moreno said MORE THAN DOUBLED OVER THE LAST YEAR.” [emphasis mine]

Wow! A DOUBLING of insurance claims in one year. That sounded almost impossible to me, so I wanted to know the actual numbers. Also, if the main factor in the ever-skyrocketing health insurance premiums is CLAIMS by City employees, then maybe we need to have a discussion about WHY claims are doubling. Are there a lot of morbidly obese City employees? Chain smokers? If so, those sure sound like personal choices to me. Maybe the FAIR thing to do is pile more cost onto those people who incur them.

So I emailed my usual City contacts and made a formal records request. I asked for the dollar amount of TOTAL claims made by City employees for the years 2010 through 2019, inclusive. I figured a ten-year span would give me a good look at the trajectory of these costs.

First, I got a run-around about how this might violate patient privacy….which is absurd. I pointed out that the City Finance Director ALREADY opened her cake hole about this IN THE NEWSPAPER. So it hardly made sense that this was top-secret information.

Then, I FINALLY got a response from the City attorney, Jo Christy Brown (who has likely made a small fortune in billable hours to the City, thanks to my requests over the last couple of years being constantly stonewalled). JC gave me the following information:

Fiscal period 2015/2016: $706,186

Fiscal period 2016/2017: $1,113,635

She informed me that records before the 2015/16 period were “are not retained by the City” and that the 2018/2019 period was “not yet finalized”.

I asked about the 2017/2018 period in a response email, since she didn’t mention it. Oh, says JC Brown, “that amount is not available at this time either, according to research done by the City

Yeah right. Bullshit. Not available two years after the fact??

So of course, my next email asks: Will it EVER be available? Is it just ‘not yet finalized’? Or ‘not retained by the City’ either? Which b.s. line would I get for that year?

Her response: I have no way of predicting that.

This is the point I start laughing at Misti Talbert’s yammering about “transparency in City government” she did on Feb 10th. I mean, really. Ya’ll wonder why I attack you relentlessly on your lies and obfuscation (look it up, Monica) – this is a PRIME example.

Of course, I refuse to take this bullshit as truth. I also see right away that the measly two years of data they give me shows a 58% increase in claims – not the 100% Moreno claims in the newspaper. So either Moreno is atrocious at math since 58% is nowhere NEAR 100% OR Moreno actually does have more data from past years and refuses to divulge it.

SO…I email Moreno (with a CC to Finley – the City manager) and ask her point blank about the discrepancy. I got a lot of “to the best of my knowledge” and “that information is no longer available”…blah, blah blah.

I pressed again by email and got no response for an entire week. I then emailed Moreno and Finley AGAIN to ask if my original email was received. JC Brown was quick to jump in and stonewall for them. I could almost picture Finley hiding behind his desk while JC bullshitted for him. JC tells me:

Your original inquiry seeking medical and life insurance data was received by the City on March 10th, and although your questions did not fall within the Texas Public Information Act, as a courtesy to you, the staff searched for data and asked that I provide you with the limited information that remained available to the staff.  I provided that to you via my correspondence dated March 23rd. No additional data will be provided.”

As a courtesy to me! How nice. How DARE the private taxpayer citizen disturb the parasites and loaches who suckle at their teat.

Of course, I strongly disagree that it doesn’t fall within the Texas Public Information Act: Moreno was discussing those figures IN THE NEWSPAPER.

Not to mention: City council SHOULD be using that very information to determine if they are being screwed by their insurance carrier every year during budgeting discussions.

Lastly, YOU JUST GAVE ME TWO YEARS OF DATA, so if it’s unethical to provide this info, then why provide any at all?

Therefore, my lawyer will once again go up against Finley and JC Brown.

It’s pathetic that the City is wasting money paying an attorney to spend time DENYING public information to the public. This is not the first time it has happened either. I know City council reads here. I wonder how they feel about tax dollars being wasted on denying information to the public.

I’ll dissect this further in the next post…and reveal further evidence that these clowns are lying.


Transparency In City Government Is a Bad Joke

I had a good laugh a few weeks ago when Mayor Talbert opined at the end of a City council meeting [go to the 1:26:45 mark and listen for 45 seconds] about how citizens should be able to ask department heads anything and get answers…that there should be complete transparency.

Her exact words: “I feel like (City) staff and Council oughta be tasked with being accountable to answer on the spot…and..uh…I would be comfortable doing that….that’s transparency at its finest…is…you know…we don’t put off a question, we answer it on the spot”

I chuckled because every single time I ask a department head (IT, LEDC, Finance, etc) OR even Finley himself a question that might actually make them look negligent, incompetent or profligate, ‘transparency’ goes right out the window. This is evidenced by my past questions about the no-bid Azbell A/V contract, the LEDC and ‘business park’ contracts, employee discipline questions, ransomware attack questions…..the list literally goes on and on.

In fact, this ENTIRE BLOG only exists because I asked IT DIRECTOR Monica Wright (July of 2018) a simple question about what appeared to be a ridiculously overpriced NO-BID audio/visual system from Azbell Electronics for the new Council chambers. Her response? To copy and paste a couple sentences from the Azbell bid sheet! When I pressed her, Finley took over immediately and shut down all lines of inquiry. Seems to be a pattern with all “department heads” – they aren’t actually ‘head’ of jack shit, but rather a Finley Finger Puppet dancing to his tune.

Well, I have apparently opened an whole NEW can of worms regarding the City’s health insurance premiums and payouts. I had recently politely requested information that is WELL WITHIN my rights as a taxpaying citizen and guess what? Finance Department head Yvonne Moreno and City manager Finley ‘Elmo” deGraffenreid are once again hiding behind their City attorney and stonewalling me.

When that happens, I just KNOW I am on to a big stinky pile of dogshit they prefer to keep hidden. Good thing I still have MY lawyer on retainer.

Details coming up very shortly! I know you all need SOMETHING to keep you entertained during quarantine. Until then, let’s watch Finley ‘Elmo’ deGraffenreid make the Seven Goldfish dance to his tune…