Socialist Chairman Of Lampasas Democrat Party Clayton Tucker Caught Lying About School Lunch Donations. Here’s How To Do It, You Moron.

A few days ago, local socialist bottom feeder Clayton Tucker wrote a Substack piece filled with rambling falsehoods, illogical statements, and outright lies. Here is just one little sample of all the nonsense he spewed:

I know that in Lampasas ISD, a small and rural district, we had about $5,000-7,000 the last time we checked. Under my direction, the Lampasas County Democratic Party offered to pay off a sizable chunk of the debt, but the ISD sadly refused to accept our check. They called it “unfair” to pay off only some but not all, which, in our opinion, is like saying if I can’t get a flu shot, then I don’t want any medical treatment at all.

Naturally, I immediately emailed Chane Rascoe, Taylor Wood and several others. None of them bothered to respond – remember that fact as Rascoe gets his salary and benefits package worth nearly a quarter of a million dollars per year from the taxpayers. I’m kind of left wondering what the hell he does all day.

But some more digging yielded some answers from another LISD insider. Guess what? There is a page on the LISD website where you can make donations to fund non-specific students.

https://payments.efundsforschools.com/v3/districts/56172/add-to-cart/7MQZHMKMR2zQ%7C4jxzhT898B4x%7Cgeneral-item

I also called the school nutritionist, and her response was:

“Ummm…nobody from the Lampasas Democrats has ever contacted us about paying down student lunch debt, that I know of. So I don’t know what he’s talking about. He can call the Administration Office at 512 556-6224 and talk to Taylor Wood. We would NEVER turn down donations for school lunch debt. There’s also a web page.”

So the question is: is Comrade Clayton just stupid and could not figure this out? I dug it out with about 15 minutes of effort. Is Comrade Clayton lazy and couldn’t be bothered to try very hard to find this? We know from the last four years of blog evidence that he is most DEFINITELY lazy. Or is he just a lying sack of shit and he never even tried to donate anything – and we KNOW he is a liar, since he has been caught dozens of times making up complete bullshit about his work experience and major facts about his life.

I’m gonna go with “Clayton Tucker is a lazy, stupid liar” and got caught once again. What a complete embarrassment for the Lampasas Democrat Party. Once again, your chairman is caught in a bald-faced lie. Every single member of the Lampasas Democrats should be ashamed they were just publicly humiliated like this.

But you have a chance to redeem yourself, douche bag! You can get on that site today and donate a “sizeable chunk” to the outstanding balance. Now, what constitutes a “sizeable chunk” of money to a boy who still lives with mom at age 34, I surely couldn’t tell you. Maybe $100.

It’s going to be hilarious in a year or two when Comrade Clayton runs for Ag Commissioner and his opponent (who will have been fed dozens of pages of ammo by me) declares: “my opponent Clayton Tucker, an avowed socialist, was too stupid and lazy to figure out how to donate money to the local school lunch program! And he thinks he can run the Texas Ag Commission?? He’s just a low-down, lying, cotton-pickin, squirrel-shootin son-of-a-bitch!!!”

P.S. Even if we go with the high end of Comrade Clayton’s student lunch debt estimate range ($7,000) that works out to approximately $2 per student in the LISD. Not exactly a screaming crisis. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if the debt was ALWAYS around $7,000 because it is revolving debt, like my credit card. I pay it off every month but there is almost always a $3000 balance on there averaged over time.

P.P.S. Clayton Tucker has no children, will never have any children and does not pay property taxes. So I cannot fathom why he gets so worked up about the finances of the local school district. He may as well live on Mars, as far as the school district is concerned. He’s a mosquito. A fat, doughy, lazy, stupid, socialist mosquito.