When you are a fake rancher (or fake cowboy, or fake farmer) you make a lot of stupid little errors that a REAL rancher would catch in a second. Dummy urban shitlibs from Austin and Houston wouldn’t catch it, but most other people would.
I’m a pretty experienced SCUBA diver and when I hear some idiot on the dive boat talk about their “goggles” instead of their mask, I know they are a novice immediately, no matter how hard they try to hide it. Same goes for gun enthusiasts when they hear someone go into the store and ask for a box of bullets.
I’m not even a rancher, and I caught it. Take a look at the FRONT PAGE of fake rancher Clayton Tucker’s campaign website “Meet Clayton” section….
Whoops.
Here is a moron who has been telling us he’s a “rancher” since he could wear his own boots, and he doesn’t realize that hay is put into BALES, so therefore, he is BALING hay. He’s not BAILING hay.
Yes, yes. Let’s put a kid in charge of a billion-dollar department and the agricultural economy of the largest state in the contiguous U.S. who doesn’t even know that it’s BALING hay and not BAILING hay. Sounds like a great idea. He’s DEFINITELY qualified, don’t you think?? This is EXACTLY why there are qualifications for this office in the first place. It’s too important to let a socialist moron in there to fuck everything up.
What an absolute retard boy.
The most hilarious thing about that photo is that here we are, THIRTY YEARS LATER and Clayton Tucker is STILL wearing a rancher costume and STILL living with his mother – just like the photo! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You know what the BEST PART of all this is, dear reader? Clayton Tucker will now dance like a monkey for me. He is going to have to go in there and CHANGE that word so he doesn’t look like a fucking amateur in front of the whole world. He has no choice. The minute he reads this, he will race to change his website. Luckily, I have this screenshot that will last forever.
So I command you to go do it, Clayton. Go in there and DANCE MONKEY!!! Go change that word so it’s spelled right, you idiot monkey-boy. Dance!!!
(Don’t try to tell us this is typo, either. A typo would be “baking” hay because the K is close to the L on the keyboard. No, you misspelled it because you are a fraud and didn’t think immediately of a BALE of hay. You used the far more common BAIL that a city slicker would use. You total clown shoe.)