We have a new “man on the street” video from local far-left moron Clayton Tucker. In it, he tells a fake story about how “a guy in Dallas” ranted for 15 minutes that lettuce was too expensive!! This phantom guy said that “lettuce should not cost more than a gallon of gas!” – and Clayton Tucker (a fake farmer who has never grown a single thing on grandpa’s land he gets to use for free) repeated this ridiculous statement for all of us to hear and laugh at….
Actually, I take it back. This story is probably true. Because only the type of imbecile who would waste time attending a Clayton Tucker meet-and-greet would say something so retarded and false. The guy was probably 79 years old and had dementia and will be dead by next election anyways.
If Clayton actually lived on his own (instead of with mom) and did his own grocery shopping, he’d know that a head of lettuce ($1.50) doesn’t cost anywhere NEAR what a gallon of gas ($2.45) does….
But Clayton Tucker is a very stupid, sheltered and gullible boy who has never accomplished a single thing in his life at age 35. So he swallowed this “lettuce” story as easily as he swallows the cock of communism in general.
Some other points:
#1 – if you are so concerned about the price of lettuce, stick a few seeds in the ground and water it a little bit. You’ll have all the fucking lettuce you want, you lazy clown. Clayton Tucker has claimed to be a farmer many times over the last five years. So go farm some lettuce, you fucking mook.
#2 – a real man doesn’t care what lettuce costs because real men don’t eat lettuce. Women and homosexuals eat lettuce. If lettuce disappeared off the face of the earth tomorrow, I wouldn’t notice or care. Fuck lettuce. It is a useless plant. You can eat an entire giant head of lettuce and it’s only like 100 calories. Total waste of time and chewing. You could have a couple nice poached eggs with bacon instead.
Lettuce does not belong on hamburgers or any other sandwiches either. It’s basically just water. Salads? Fuck salads too. People who think they are eating a “healthy salad” just take some shitty useless lettuce and drown it in good stuff like ranch dressing, cheese, bacon crumbles, etc. You are better off making a nice big plate of scrambled eggs with cheese and bacon in it. It’s better for you, too.
There is a reason those hard-core vegetarians are all skinny and weak and miserable. Because man was meant to eat a ton of meat, eggs and fish. Not fucking lettuce.