Tag: Hubert Humperdick

Heath Bishop (aka Hubert Humperdick) Wrong Again

I wonder if Heath Bishop (aka Hubert Humperdick) ever gets tired of being wrong. The most amusing part of his incorrect facts and arguments is that he is SO cocksure of them!

Don’t forget, this guy was a 7-Eleven clerk for many years. So he must know a ton about economics, right?

He calls everyone an ignorant redneck, says the answer to inflation is so easy a high school kid would see it, but then never bothers to explain his argument.

That’s because he has no idea what he’s talking about. Biden’s policies most certainly DID cause inflation. He massively increased the money supply. When you have WAY more currency units chasing the exact same amount of “stuff” (food, gas, Amazon crap, housing), then PRICES RISE. Very simple.

It’s actually WORSE than that. There was LESS “stuff” being produced at the exact same time he was inflating the money supply – because losers and bums didn’t have to pay rent or student loans anymore (more Biden policies) so why bother showing up for work? So they didn’t:

US Productivity crashing 7.5% in Q1 – that is the biggest drop since 1947

But don’t take MY word for it. Let’s hear what Janet Yellen has to say. She’s Biden’s Treasury Secretary and supposedly an economics genius with a PhD!

Janet Yellen Admits Biden’s Spending “Did Feed” Inflation

But I’m sure Heath Bishop the 7-Eleven clerk in Kempner is WAY smarter than Yellen. Just ask him.

So, to recap for morons like Heath Bishop: a LOT more currency units chasing LESS stuff = more currency units per unit of stuff. That’s inflation. Q.E.D.

Heath Bishop cannot admit this because then it would mean his hero Biden is to blame for the shitty economy, and we can’t have that.

They don’t come any dumber than Heath Bishop. If Biden took a shit in his mouth, he’d say “thanks for the delicious chocolate!”

“Inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon in the sense that it is and can be produced only by a more rapid increase in the quantity of money than in output.” – Milton Friedman (famous economist who is WAY smarter than Hubert Humpback Whale)

ManWhalePig Hubert “Heath” Humperdick Wrong Yet Again

Hubert Humperdick is one of the more outspoken of the morons who think perfectly healthy people should be forced into wearing masks. I’ve covered his idiocy more than a few times.

HERE and HERE for example.

Well, he was wrong yet again. Hubert posted this nugget back in July…intimating that if we let kids go back to school, they will die of Covid, along with their parents and teachers.

Melissa “Crazy Cane Lady” Johnson also was against opening schools, even though she has ZERO kids of school age. When I pointed this out, instead of shutting up and feeling stupid for sticking her beak into an issue that doesn’t even concern her, she accused me of “stalking” her kid. LOL. Seriously, you can’t make up shit like that. What lies will they think of next??

Of course, 6 months later they have both been proven completely and totally wrong. Zero kids, teachers or parents have died in the Lampasas School District. I’m not sure why Hubert “Heath” the Moron even cares since he doesn’t have any kids either – just a dog that he treats like one.

Hubert, you remind me more and more of Ignatius J Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces. You should go read it so you can see what a ridiculous buffoon you really are:

“Ignatius is of the mindset that he does not belong in the world and that his numerous failings are the work of some higher power. He continually refers to the goddess Fortuna as having spun him downwards on her wheel of fortune. Ignatius loves to eat, and his masturbatory fantasies lead in strange directions. His mockery of obscene images is portrayed as a defensive posture to hide their titillating effect on him. Although considering himself to have an expansive and learned worldview, Ignatius has an aversion to ever leaving the town of his birth, and frequently bores friends and strangers with the story of his sole, abortive journey out of New Orleans, a trip to Baton Rouge on a Greyhound Scenicruiser bus, which Ignatius recounts as a traumatic ordeal of extreme horror.“

ManWhalePig Still Doesn’t Get That Masks Do Nothing – Chooses To Insult “Rednecks” Who DO Understand This

I profiled local parade float Hubert Humperdick a while back. I pointed out his utter hypocrisy when it came to caring about his health. He is one of the most adamant maskholes around here and he’s at it again:

Ah yes…the “martyr argument”. I wear a mask because I am SUCH a good person. Look at me! Humperdick, you can go join the ranks of Melissa Johnson and Bruce Haywood now.

The big glaring error in his retarded comparison is that your flimsy, ill-fitting mask does NOT save lives and may ACTUALLY cause MORE viral spreading than wearing nothing at all!

Hubert is super smart, so he should know this. I KNOW he’s super smart because he was very, very proud of himself for getting a useless degree at age 39 recently:

Hey Hubert? Since you are SO smart, here are TWENTY FIVE STUDIES showing that masks are useless.

You might also read this in-depth study comparing counties WITH mask mandates with those WITHOUT mask mandates. The evidence is as plain as the chins on your face.

Also – please tell me why the local high school (where masks are mandatory for everyone) has exponentially more covid cases than Kline Whitis (where masks are relatively scarce).

I’ll let you chew on that a while, numb nuts.