Heath Bishop – The Original Lampasshole

Remember Heath Bishop (aka Hubert Humperdink) Who Was A Covid Cult Loon? He’s Dead Of Cancer.

Back during the height of the Covid Cult lunacy, I had more than a few shouting matches with a fat guy named Heath Bishop – who went by the nom de plume of Hubert Humperdink…

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Heath Bishop (aka Hubert Humperdick) Wrong Again

A Reminder That Hubert Drew First Blood

Ironically, Eve’s Cafe died not long after Hubert did.

Funny enough, Covid never killed old Hubert. But I’ll bet you a shiny new dime that he took multiple “vaccinations” and “boosters” that the government tricked him into…or maybe traded him a doughnut for.

Those vaccines are possibly causing the huge uptick in cancers in young people.

To quote Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski when he eulogized Donny:

“Goodnight, fat prince.”

***One less Biden voter in 2024. Then again, a large percentage of them seem to vote from the grave.***

P.S. – Before anyone feels angry at me highlighting Hubert dropping dead, here is a snippet of him wishing death on Gov Abbott…

Heath Bishop (aka Hubert Humperdick) Wrong Again

I wonder if Heath Bishop (aka Hubert Humperdick) ever gets tired of being wrong. The most amusing part of his incorrect facts and arguments is that he is SO cocksure of them!

Don’t forget, this guy was a 7-Eleven clerk for many years. So he must know a ton about economics, right?

He calls everyone an ignorant redneck, says the answer to inflation is so easy a high school kid would see it, but then never bothers to explain his argument.

That’s because he has no idea what he’s talking about. Biden’s policies most certainly DID cause inflation. He massively increased the money supply. When you have WAY more currency units chasing the exact same amount of “stuff” (food, gas, Amazon crap, housing), then PRICES RISE. Very simple.

It’s actually WORSE than that. There was LESS “stuff” being produced at the exact same time he was inflating the money supply – because losers and bums didn’t have to pay rent or student loans anymore (more Biden policies) so why bother showing up for work? So they didn’t:

US Productivity crashing 7.5% in Q1 – that is the biggest drop since 1947

But don’t take MY word for it. Let’s hear what Janet Yellen has to say. She’s Biden’s Treasury Secretary and supposedly an economics genius with a PhD!

Janet Yellen Admits Biden’s Spending “Did Feed” Inflation

But I’m sure Heath Bishop the 7-Eleven clerk in Kempner is WAY smarter than Yellen. Just ask him.

So, to recap for morons like Heath Bishop: a LOT more currency units chasing LESS stuff = more currency units per unit of stuff. That’s inflation. Q.E.D.

Heath Bishop cannot admit this because then it would mean his hero Biden is to blame for the shitty economy, and we can’t have that.

They don’t come any dumber than Heath Bishop. If Biden took a shit in his mouth, he’d say “thanks for the delicious chocolate!”

“Inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon in the sense that it is and can be produced only by a more rapid increase in the quantity of money than in output.” – Milton Friedman (famous economist who is WAY smarter than Hubert Humpback Whale)

Hubert Humpback Whale Sighting…

It’s hilarious watching lefty idiots try to convince everyone that high gas prices (and high prices for EVERYTHING) aren’t really Brandon’s fault. It’s the greedy corporations.

***This pump is not ‘vandalized’. It is ‘defaced’. That’ll come right off. Entire cities were ‘vandalized’ by BLM retards and libs didn’t care a bit***

Funny how all that “greed” just coincidentally started right around Jan of 2021.

Funny too, how it coincided with Brandon printing up trillions of currency units.

In Biden’s America, it’s better not to be employed

Not to mention putting a moratorium on rental payments and college debt payments so every scumbag deadbeat can sit home playing video games and ordering shit on Amazon.

Biden administration extends federal student loan payment pause until May

Oh, and stopping drilling. I’m sure that had nothing to do with it either:

But retards like our old buddy Heath Bishop (aka Hubert Humperdouche) will go to their morbid-obesity-induced graves swearing it’s not his hero Brandon but those evil CEOs. He knows this because he’s THUPER THMART! Thmarter than YOU!

Sure you are buddy. Sure you are.

I guess working the register at the 7-Eleven gas pumps makes him highly-educated on the subject of energy policy.

Ah shit! Lookit that! By the time this article was written the price of gas went even higher! Thanks Heath Bishop, you libtarded manwhale!

G’yarrr Matey! We Have a Hubert Humpback Whale Sighting!

Ahoy, ye scurvy dogs! We’ve got a whale sighting! Hubert Humpback Whale has surfaced from the briny deep! Ye may remember this blubberous behemoth from years past, matey!

Dildo Who Spent 40 Years Transforming From Human To Humpback Whale Suddenly Worried About His Health

Shiver me timbers! A harpoon is what that whale be needing! G’yarrr! Tis more whale than man! Heath Bishop be the whale’s REAL name. This lowly 7-Eleven clerk likes to be ranting and raving at “dumb Texas rednecks” like he got a real brain in that whale skull! G’yarrrr! Tis the funniest joke I’ve heard all over the Seven Seas, matey!!

And he’s back spewing his fat and nasty blowhole all over Lampasas County Breaking News:

Me first mate Russell Gibson is right as rain! Why don’t this monstrosity of a whale just swim like a fishy on out to the Pacific Ocean and leave us decent folks alone! In fact, Heath Bishop, ye massive pile of whale shit, I’ll pay many doubloons MYSELF to help ye move! That’s right! What say ye, ya slobberin fat pile of blubber?? Do we have a deal, matey?? I never be joking about things like this. Put up or shut up, ye blubbering fool.

G’yarrrrr! There is no dumber whale to be found in these parts! He even thinks AOC is a genius in our time and smarter than DeSantis, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary!

It’s foolish whales like this ye should be thankin for this morning’s 7.5% CPI print, matey! Ye dumb bastards! When did we allow these blubberous whales the right to vote! Their stupidity will send us all to Davey Jones’ locker, I tells ye!