What a display of incompetence, chaos and retardation! What’s that, like three times in the last 10 days or something?
Luckily, the people running the pool and the City itself have government jobs, so they can never be fired. Well, unless you pull a prank involving Goldfish crackers, apparently.
It’s true! You can allow a massive ransomware attack to cripple/destroy the City’s computers, you can shut down the pool on a whim, you can waste piles of money by paying 3x what a job is worth and none of it matters. In fact, you will very likely get an automatic 4% raise every year!
Finley just can’t seem to catch a break. His “Economic Development Director” resigns suddenly after not doing jack shit for 18 months, the City pool is closed more often than not, and his beloved Hostess House “facelift” that was supposed to cost $200,000 is going to cost over $2.2 MILLION instead.
Don’t worry, though. He gets about $4,000 in salary and benefits every single week of the year with which to console himself. He’ll be fine.
