“Stolen Valor Walz Is SO Awesome!”

First it was Jim Hightower, then it was Robert Francis O’Rourke, then some random older muzzie men….

Now Comrade Clayton is expressing his NAMBLA love for his new Daddy: Tampon Tim Walz. As we’ve showed before, Comrade Clayton is Ballz to the Walz for Timmy….

I wonder if Comrade Clayton realizes that the only reason Tim was picked is because nobody else wanted the job. Also, the Harris campaign realized if they picked Shapiro, he’d quickly see that Harris has a major drinking problem and it wouldn’t be long before he used that to his advantage and stuck a knife in her to catapult himself upwards.

So they’re left with poor, stupid, commie, stolen-valor Timmy.

I think we all had a “Coach Walz” at our high school. The teacher everyone thought was a closet pedophile. I can see Clayton being the one dummy who didn’t realize that and was just happy that Coach paid attention to him. Put his arm around his shoulder and offered him “a special athletic supporter that I wore myself to the state championship! I want you to have it! Let me see if it fits…”

Poor Clayton.

The only reason libshits like Clayton get excited about a douchebag like this is:

  • his own Dad was never around
  • his own Dad is deeply disappointed in him (most likely)
  • he hates his own dad