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More Christmas Gift Ideas

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Gift Ideas For YOUR City Council Member

Looking for gift ideas for the politician or bureaucrat on YOUR Christmas list? Here’s one for you:

On sale now at The Original Lampasshole for the very reasonable Azbell-esque price of $622 per bag. Get yours now and see YOUR ~~goldfish~~ council member’s face light up….bright red!