What a complete and utter pussy. Not to mention, a liar.
But mostly a pussy.
SO MANY LIES!!
First of all, what “machinery” did your leg “almost get crushed” by? If you are out in the field by yourself on a tractor, you CANNOT get off the tractor without putting on the parking brake AND disengaging the PTO. Otherwise, the thing will shut down the second you take your ass off the seat.
You complete dummy. You total lying sack of shit.
There is literally NO WAY to “get your leg caught between a tractor and a ‘piece of equipment’ on a modern tractor. Plus NOBODY says “a piece of equipment.” They’d say what the equipment was.
You fucking DUMMY!!
I know he has modern safety features on his dad’s tractor because Comrade Clayton has a fancy, right-off-the-showroom-floor JAPANESE tractor. I have zero doubt all the safety features are still operational…unlike my zero-turn mower.
Then he goes on to lie about being hours from a “rural hospital” (another lie – he lives at his mom’s house which is one mile from AdventHealth Rollins Brook)…
…AND he freaks out about dying from a rattlesnake bite like a complete pussy, even though he spends his life driving around in a wind-up toy truck and NOT doing any ranching.
You know how many people die of rattlesnake bites in the United States every year? Five or six. That’s in the ENTIRE UNITED STATES. So your odds of dying from a rattlesnake bite are about 50 million to one. Or roughly the same of you getting laid by an attractive female. You absolute tool.
The only reason he looks all sweaty and flushed in his video is because he probably tried to fuck one of his goats and it fought back and got a little out of hand. That’s it. There was no tractor accident. Just Clayton trying to get laid by a farm animal.
[For the record, we have the Family Medicine Clinic, Sulfur Creek Urgent Care (an excellent place, btw) AND a hospital on Key Avenue – ALL within 2 miles of Clayton’s mom’s house where he lives. That is for a small town of 7,500 people. Not too shabby, if you ask me. What Comrade Clayton REALLY means is he wants SOMEONE ELSE to pay for his medical care because he is jobless, broke and lazy.
I’m also not sure what he’s so scared of happening, medically speaking. He’s only 35 years old. His only real danger at his age is contracting AIDS or monkeypox and he can just insist Beto wear a condom if he’s so worried about that. It’s not like he’s going to have a heart attack any time soon. What a pussy. I’m in my 50s and live 20 minutes from the hospital. If anyone is at risk for not making it to the hospital in time, it’s me. But if I cared that much about being super close to a hospital, I’d move. That’s what grown men do. Little boys who live with mom and can’t find their own place do something else: they whine on gay videos about healthcare.]