Lady Clayton officially filed today – and brought her boyfriend with her….
I can just picture this buffoon sticking the goat into the passenger seat of his wind-up hybrid toy truck and driving 90 minutes down to Austin to take this ridiculous photo. I guess it’s the only way he’s ever going to get road head, so you do what you gotta do.
I thought the above photo was the gayest picture I’ve ever seen, but then I saw the other one….
If we start the rumor that this is actually a female transitioning to male, I think 85% of people would totally believe it just by looking at this picture. The sad attempt at a beard, the wispy peach fuzz hair that looks like a woman taking too little testosterone, the soft and fragile hands with manicured nails, the fruity turned-up sleeves on the Canadian tuxedo. Yup – totally believable.
The Facebook response was quick and negative. Reminiscent of when he pulled the Dukakis and wore a hat in church…
Hilarious.