Here is some brand-new revised history from the Clayton Tucker for Ag Commissioner campaign page:
Whew! Where to start?!?
#1 – He “moved back to Lampasas” in 2016. It was NOT “to help the family ranch” and RX Ranch wouldn’t even exist for another SEVEN YEARS – that is a complete fabrication. He appeared to move back because he was completely aimless and rudderless and needed a place to live: with mom.
He did absolutely NOTHING in 2016, if you look at his ‘resume.’ But in 2017, he started a shitty blog that failed quickly: Organic Helicopter, which lasted all of five months. He also tried to weasel his way into an open City council seat in June of 2017.
Here is what Clayton told the newspaper in June of 2017 when he applied for an open City council seat while he was SUPPOSEDLY “back home to help the family ranch”:
Clayton Tucker has lived in the city about one year. A 2013 graduate of Southwestern University,he is a teacher and writer. His application listedspecial knowledge of energy policy,and he suggested turning the business park on U.S. Highway 183 South into a solar farm. Tucker wrote that such action would bring good jobs to Lampasas and enable the city to make money by selling energy to Austin.
[ZERO mention of the ‘family ranch,’ or being a rancher, you will notice]
TRUTH: he was NOT a teacher at that time and he had ZERO ‘special knowledge’ of energy policy either. That is a complete and utter lie. That’s the kind of lie a pathological liar would make. But 26-year-old Clayton probably never thought anyone would check on a casual lie to the local newspaper, I’m sure.
#2 – he did not start Grassroots Nation until almost the end of 2021 – SIX years after he “returned to Lampasas” to “help the family ranch.” MOST of the clients of his “Grassroots Nation” business are OTHER Clayton Tucker shell companies OR his Dad’s businesses. It is not a small business, unless by “small business” you mean Clayton Tucker filling out the forms to register with the state. It exists on paper only.
RX Ranch was not registered as a going concern until December of 2023 –SEVEN years after his return to Lampasas.Before that, he was just a commie organizer, Bernie sanders apostle and trust fund dork who had no real job (seen below with fellow commie deadbeat Kristi Lara.) In fact, I STRONGLY suspect he was left a chunk of change when grandpa Tucker died – which allowed him to fuck around and do nothing for all those years.
#3 – “Clayton started a leading political organization founded by…Jim Hightower.” Wait, so Clayton “started it” but Hightower “founded” it? Confusing, but OK. Either way, Farm & Food PAC is NOT a ‘leading political organization.’ It is a single webpage asking for money without giving a reason, it has only been around for less than a year and has under $3,200 in the bank. LOL. Hardly a powerhouse. More like a total grift and a scam.
#4 – Clayton claims he “lobbied” the Texas government to “provide healthcare for all Texans.” Interesting, because he has NEVER registered as a lobbyist. WHO exactly did you lobby? Name names, please. Which politician did you sit down with to “lobby” and what exactly did that result in? Oh – it resulted in nothing. That’s what I thought. More lies and bullshit.
More to come soon!
I feel like God has placed a humongous, fat, stupid-looking pinata in front of me. It’s wearing a fake cowboy hat…and God has also given me a giant stick. I feel like a kid at Christmas and I will smash that pinata for the next 15 months until Comrade Clayton is utterly embarrassed next November in his election.