Clayton Tucker Must Be Crushed And Humiliated
Working Every Day To Keep Scumbag Socialist Clayton Tucker OUT Of Office
Time for another “Ask a Fake Dummy Rancher”
Dear Fake Dummy Rancher,
You have babbled a lot lately about “removing plastic from your mom’s house” but your actions belie your empty words. For instance, your plastic bucket here instead of a metal one. Or your plastic temporary fencing that you claim to “mend” all the time….
Fake Dummy Rancher responds:
“I’m not familiar with the word ‘belie.’ I’m just a fake dummy rancher who lives with his mother at age 35.”
Time for another “Ask a Fake Dummy Rancher”
Hey FDR! If you hate monopolies so much and they do nothing but screw the consumer and make prices go up a whole bunch then why are you such a staunch defender of the public school monopoly??? In Chicago and Baltimore, the public school monopoly has increased the cost per student to over $30,000 and has provided such a horrible product, that only 30% can read at grade level and only 18% are proficient in math.
If monopolies are so bad, then why are government-run school monopolies GOOD???
Now that May is almost over….
…the fake rancher dummy who decided to go into goats because of “global warming” wants to let you know that May is “Beef Month.”
I’m not sure why the kid who raises pet goats wants you to know this. Perhaps so you can go buy some beef from real ranchers like Bison Cove or Winters Beef? I don’t know.
[And by “go into” goats, I mean take pictures of them and then oversee their early demise at the hands of vulturebuzzards, parasites, coyotes and dog maulings.]
So what month is “National Goat Month?”