Tag: failed life coach

Local Gardening Dunce Janet Yoder “Craizer” Crozier Shows Up At City Council Meeting To Demand More “Free” Stuff.

She never quits.

With a hat tip to the original Terminator movie from 1984….

That Gardinator is out there, she can’t be bargained with, she can’t be reasoned with, she doesn’t feel pity or remorse or fiscal sanity, she has an IQ of 75 and doesn’t understand the value of a dollar…and she absolutely will not stop… EVER, until you WASTE MORE TAX DOLLARS!

Janet “I never asked the City for anything” Yoder “Crazier” Crozier is back up there AGAIN demanding more money for her retarded “ADA compliant garden” project. Apparently she was promised that the City would build or “rework” an entirely new portion of sidewalk to be “ADA compliant” – which is going to cost well over $5,000.

[Don’t forget she actually had to go out and advertise for disabled people in order to have a reason to do this – a project she is wasting about TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS on]

This dunce spends FAR more time dreaming up ways to waste money on ridiculous projects than she does ACTUALLY GARDENING! Somehow they are guzzling 8,000 gallons of water a month on a weed patch that makes the Business Park look like the gardens at Versailles:

Not content to have the city hand her a plot of land and put in irrigation pipes and bibbs at City expense. Not content to get 5,000 gallons per month handed to her for “FREE,” courtesy of the taxpayers. Not content to blow over FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS and counting on this garden hobby of hers…she has tried to scam another $10,000 from the City for water catch tanks (last year) and now she’s up there crying that the City isn’t being quick enough about wasting thousands of dollars to re-do the sidewalks to her liking for her insane ADA project.

Absolutely insane moron.

“We Have a Gardener Down! Repeat – A Gardener Down!”

Well, THAT didn’t take long! I knew Janet Yoder “Crazier” Crozier was a bungling moron, but thought it would take longer for the Community Gardens to see an incident like this:

Oopsie.

Apparently a visitor (and reportedly a friend of local libtard locust Janet “Crazier” Crozier from out of town) slipped on wood chips at our “Community Gardens” very first open house and injured herself. Hit her head on those lovely raised beds, I was told by a witness.

I know that the failed “life coach” and her non-profit group have insurance because I checked on that weeks ago.

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But I have to wonder who is going to foot the bill for the giant fire truck, the other fire vehicle, the ambulance and the 7 or 8 trained professionals who had to waste their time on this.

Too funny. I’m not laughing at the old lady who fell – because she appeared fine when we were there. Of course, when an old person falls and cracks their head, the emergency responders are not going to take her word for it that she’s fine. They’re going to run her in to the ER to make absolutely sure. That will cost big bucks.

I guess the question is: who pays for all this? It’s going to be a big bill for all those trucks, the ambulance, the personnel and the ER visit. I’ve had enough experience in those things to know this entire debacle will probably be in the $6,000 to $8,000 range in cost.

Unfortunately, Janet “Crazier” Kraeff-Crozier is a rabid liberal who thinks money just “comes from the government”, so don’t expect her to help out.

I would suggest the City, the ambulance company or the hospital should definitely hit up the Lampasas Community Gardens insurance policy for all the dough.

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Their insurance information can be downloaded at the link above ^^^^ So glad I can be of service!