The rough-and-tumble workin’ man sure is busting his hump these days! He’s definitely the kind of little boy who should be traveling around lecturing everyone else on what it means to be “working folk”!
Boy, for a “rural folk” he SURE does spend a lot of time (and grifted old-lady donations) in Austin!
As I looked at this ridiculous shit, it occurred to me that this is basically a metaphor for his entire life: one big, long pizza party on someone else’s dime.
To wit:
Brought up as an only child living in upper-middle class Georgetown. Would visit grandpa in Lampasas a couple times a month and pet the goats. Mom and Dad spent about $80,000 to send him to school for a worthless PoliSci degree. Lollygagged around Asia on someone else’s dime for a few years and paid a bunch of (probably inherited from grandpa) money on “publishing a book” and being a “world traveler,” lol.
Came back to Lampasas and has lived in mom’s house for the last 10 years. Ran for office a bunch of times and got destroyed every time. Started a bunch of grifting non-profits that are merely websites that beg for money. Reposts two or three tweets a year from the “Trade Justice Education Fund” and then claims to be a “fair trade” negotiator. Now grifting tens of thousands off of lonely old ladies so he can drive around the state with a baby beluga eating Panda Express and having pizza parties in Austin.
What a life!! Such a hard-working ‘man’!!