Local Lampasas goatwanker and socialist Comrade Clayton Tucker was featured in the local newspaper, and BOY did he jam in the lies and bullshit!
Let’s take a look:
“Political organizer and Lampasas rancher Clayton Tucker is looking to challenge Sid Miller in 2026….”
Ah yes…the “rancher” who owns no land and can’t make a living selling meat. Good one! But he DOES know how to wear a fake rancher costume in church and get roasted for it!
He’s STILL not a rancher. Playing with goats on grandpa’s land and taking photos for old ladies does NOT a rancher make. I challenge Comrade Clayton to go on the local radio with a REAL rancher like Mark Langford and answer a few questions written by me. He will very quickly be exposed as the fraud and grifter he is.
Just take a look at his shitty RX Ranch website – the one where no meat is ever for sale and where he has promised “dwarf goat yoga” for a year now, despite the fact he managed to kill both his dwarf goats long ago.
“His campaign is focused on making food affordable again but also making farming affordable again,” Tucker told the Dispatch Record.
Wait, so he’s mad that food prices are too high AND he’s mad that farmers and ranchers can’t make any money? Kind of hard for BOTH of those to be true at the same time. Beef prices are at all-time highs and hay prices are cheap as shit ($9 per bale, last I saw). If you can’t make a buck in this environment, you are a fucking retard.
How many veggies has Comrade Clayton grown on his “farm” this year and sold at the local farmers market – which is literally a stone’s throw from his mom’s house where he lives? Zero. That’s how much. You’d think if produce prices were sky-high he’d plant some shit and take advantage. But he doesn’t. Because in addition to being a fake rancher, he is ALSO a fake farmer!
He was ALSO briefly a fake cowboy, but I digress.
Of course, Comrade Clayton doesn’t actually work on or run a real ranch, because he is always galivanting all over the state blabbering commie drivel to 10 or 12 old crones at a time. Kind of hard to “make a living at ranching” when you don’t actually ranch. Dipshit.
Here are a few Clayton Tucker facts that were omitted from the Dispatch article:
Clayton Tucker still lives with his mommy as he approaches the age of 35. He is a HUGE Bernie Sanders fan. He has praised America-hating clowns like Ilhan Omar AND Rashida Tlaib publicly. The RX Ranch has only existed as a listed Texas business for less than two years.
He is in favor of open borders. He is in favor of “free” medical care for EVERYONE, including illegal invaders from third-world dumps. Wants to ban “assault rifles.”
He has never run a real business, had a real, productive job in the private sector or employed a single person and is thus TOTALLY unqualified to run an office of 650 employees with a billion-dollar budget.
He is a HUGE proponent of shitty, unreliable windmills and wants to eliminate fossil fuels by the year 2030 (4.5 years from now) thus destroying hundreds of thousands of Texas jobs and the economy.
Fake rancher. Fake farmer. REAL socialist and momma’s boy. That is NOT what Texas needs as Ag Commissioner.