Look At The Energy! The Passion! The Adult Diapers!

The new personas are coming fast and furious these days! It used to take him eight or ten months to switch gears from fake cowboy to fake farmer to fake rancher.

Now he’s going from fake tough guy to fake rock star and televangelist in mere days…

Bandera has a population of about 900. LOL. Totally worth the five hours of driving, right comrade?? Kerr County voted 77% for Trump.

Yes, I’m sure these octogenarians are fretting non-stop about “data centers.” Most of these people won’t even be alive when the AI era gets kicked off for real in a few years. They should be spending time with their grandkids and playing golf instead of wasting their last precious moments listening to a shambolic rube with a mildewed brain blabber about “data centers.”

“Crowds” lol. Notice in all these photos, the shot gets tighter and tighter to hide the lack of people there. If Baby Beluga was honest and stood at the back of the room to take her staged photos, you’d see the “energetic crowd” is just 5 or 6 lonely old people who are there for the free cheese and crackers.

The guy in front is struggling to put his glasses on and the old lady in the back probably raised her gnarled hand and asked if pudding and milk will be served afterwards.

Christ, how pathetic.

But that doesn’t stop the deluded and retarded unemployed socialist from thinking he is a dynamic, in-demand and beloved rock star who will “see you next time!” when he tours the area. BAHAHAHAHAHA!! Absolutely hilarious.