As the dust settles on the bloodiest massacre on RX Ranch since great-grandpa Clampett-Tucker was shooting and eating squirrels in the 1850s, we get treated to another hilarious aside by the fake rancher himself…
His new plan, as I understand it, is to just kind of wander around and shoot coyotes when he sees them.
Oh my! I bet the goats feel safer already. The kid who wants to ban “assault weapons” and who doesn’t have enough time to feed a guard dog thinks he is going to spend hours and hours driving around every evening HOPING to spot a coyote. Then he’s hoping to have the skill to hit it from a distance (with a bolt-action or shotgun, I assume, since he wants to ban semi-auto rifles), despite probably not having a gun in his hands for a decade.
Sounds like a plan!
A terrible, retarded plan with many holes in it. But a plan nonetheless.
Prediction: I see more dead livestock in his near future.