Clayton the Cosplay Cowboy just couldn’t keep it together until November. It was inevitable.
It’s not enough he has spent the last few months talking about issues that have NOTHING to do with Ag Commissioner (water usage in big cities, the power grid, etc).
He just couldn’t stop himself from spewing woke commie shit at some point….
As usual, Comrade Clayton is clueless about the office he seeks. The Ag Commissioner isn’t tasked with “getting Congress off their ass to pass socialized medicine.”
He ACTUALLY thinks he gets to be Ag Commissioner and yell at Congress “hey guys! Pass socialized medicine! I demand it!” and then it will happen. LOL. What a rusticated prat he is.
What Ag Commissioner REALLY does is…
The Texas State Office of Rural Health (SORH), housed within the Texas Department of Agriculture, supports, coordinates, and improves access to healthcare in rural Texas by providing grants, technical assistance, and workforce recruitment for clinics and hospitals. It acts as a liaison for federal/state funding and offers tools to improve the sustainability of rural providers.
Kind of like this from just six weeks ago:
Commissioner Miller Hails $50 Billion for Rural Health Care, Texas Leads the Way (12/30/2025)
Whoops. Once AGAIN, Comrade Clayton is flailing around yammering about yesterday’s news and problems that have already been addressed through the proper channels.
Poor Clayton. He wants to look so big and important by declaring all this shit he’s going to do, but in reality he’s just a clueless little boy trying desperately to secure some tiny bit of power or control over ANYTHING after 35 years of being a failure and a fuckup in his real life.
When you are a failure and a nobody in real life, you have grandiose delusions and daydreams like this to keep yourself from accepting reality and thus crushing your ego into ashes.
It’s really quite sad.
Frankly, it seems moronic that ANY healthcare powers are under the umbrella of the Ag Department, but that’s how it is. All they do is funnel federal tax dollars here and there. Pretty simple.