“The Ant and the Grasshopper” is an Aesop’s fable about a grasshopper who spends the summer singing and playing while an ant works hard to store food for winter. When winter comes, the hungry grasshopper begs the ant for food, but the ant refuses, telling him to dance the winter away as he did the summer, teaching a lesson about the importance of hard work and preparation for the future.
“They’re hoarding all the wealth! They’re monopolizing it!” These are the desperate wails of a scared and confused grasshopper pussy as winter (middle age) approaches. He gets older and older and is still sponging off mom while everyone else his age has careers and savings and a place to live.
Clayton Tucker is a serious grasshopper fuckup. His parents handed him an $80,000 “education” and a (supposedly) fully-operational ranch complete with land, sheds, fences, and tractor, etc. He paid for none of it. He was GIVEN all of it. Still he failed.
What did he do for the last 13 years – his ‘summertime’ to keep our analogy going? Did he build anything from it?
No.
He spent them “singing and playing” on Twitter and Facebook complaining about how unfair life is. He joined commie groups and whined about “big corporations and oligarchs” and fretted about how much Jeff Bezos pays in taxes every year. Sitting in his mom’s house, jaundiced and butt-hurt, marinating in envy juice like a pasty worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle.
The ANTS (responsible, hardworking men) have spent the last 13 years working, gaining skills, building a career, and accumulating wealth and assets through labor and investing.
Now the communist pussy grasshopper is upset he’s approaching middle-age and his sad life is a shambles and he owns nothing. He lashes out and blames “oligarchs” and “monopolies” for grabbing all the money and hiding it in a hole somewhere.
He looks around panicked and sees he is a failure getting left behind and sees OTHER people have stuff. Stuff he wants. So he demands it be taken from them and given to losers and bums like him.
His socialist pea brain will never admit he’s just a lazy bum who was handed everything and accomplished nothing, so it HAS to be someone else’s fault. Some shadowy “oligarchs” running around grabbing up all the money and “hoarding” it.
He doesn’t understand what wealth is, how it is created or even what money and inflation are. He was a dummy Poli Sci major who has been brainwashed by Bernie Sanders and his tales of communism. He lives in the greatest, easiest time in history in one of the richest countries in the world and he STILL can’t get his shit together.
Of course, even Bernie Sanders was smart enough to amass three houses and a cushy government job doing nothing for the last 40 years. Poor Clayton still lives with mom and doesn’t even have an apartment or a real job. So sad.
Even the dumb BIRD in my backyard managed to build his own nest and leave his mommy. Even the SQUIRREL in my yard managed to save some nuts up for the winter, and he has a brain the size of a walnut and no opposable thumbs.
What’s your excuse for being unable to outperform a fucking BIRD? LOL. You sad sack of shit. You cosplay cowboy. You communist capon.
I shit on you.