Ouch.
Once again, Comrade Clayton picks the losing horse way ahead of time like he did with Bob O’Rourke, Julie Oliver, Kristi Lara, Jonathan Hildner and many more.
Don’t worry though. Clayton is going to hop into the Seal Mobile tomorrow night and hit a party that will be OFF THE HOOK, yo!!
There, he will rub elbows with such absolute fucking scumbags as Travis County DA Jose Garza, Gina Hinojosa, disgraced scumbag ambulance chaser Ron Reynolds and assorted other turds.
I have no doubt he will be sporting his turquoise shirt and fake cowboy hat – the “formal” black one. I also have no doubt he’ll be hitting Oil Can Harry’s gay bar after the official festivities.
