Potato Head is out there pushing local businesses now. She has suggestions for cute little stocking stuffers and ornaments! Adorable!
Forgive my incredulity at her professed love of ornaments and stocking stuffers, because she sure didn’t like the one I sent her previously.
Don’t forget: this is the same Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris who was taking shits all over the police for most of 2020 and 2021 as she bought into the false “Saint George Floyd” narrative and told us all cops were “brutal terrorists”
I sent a nice ornament to Comrade Clayton and Julie Cain Landrum that year as well.
At least the Landrums had a sense of humor about it. They decided to send me a “present” as well, shortly after that. Inside their package it said EAT A BAG OF DICKS and there was a confetti bomb that failed to detonate. But at least they didn’t waste the time of the POLICE over an ornament.
I remember not too long ago, Potato Head was telling everyone they were moving back to Oregon. What a shame she was lying about that, too.
Oh wait, I just remembered I DO have another gift for you right here in my pockets! Matching Christmas ornaments…or maybe you can even use them as earrings. Where are they now? Hold on. Ok! Found them. Here you go…..
