Unemployed bum who lives with mom divulges the secret history that “they” don’t want you to know!!
Yes, “they” kept this secret SO WELL HIDDEN that they wrote an awesome book and made a huge movie about it back in 1989 and 1993. It was called Barbarians at the Gate. It spent 38 weeks on the NYT Best Seller list and sold maybe half a million copies.
But “they” want it all kept secret! LOL.
The tobacco companies buying the food companies was pretty much in the WSJ every day for months and months back then. The socialist sodomite is clueless about all this because he was still in diapers then and doesn’t know any history.
The rest of Professor Goatwanker’s lecture went something like this:
“Junk food is very addictive and tastes awesome. It’s bad for you and doesn’t have much real nutrition.” Then he implies he’s going to “stop them” somehow. LOL.
The end.
Thank you Professor Goatwanker! What would we do without you? I mean, every parent on the planet tells their kid this exact same thing from age 5 until their teen years, but you really drove it home for that group of old people who have no teeth and will be dead soon anyways. It’s important you take away that one source of joy from them. Let them eat kale and spinach in the few remaining years. Good idea. No tasty ice cream or Oreo cookies for you, grandma.
Before you lecture a dozen lonely octogenarians about all this, you might want to lecture your campaign manager Izzy the Baby Beluga.
You know, the morbidly obese chick you keep buying Whataburger and Taco Bell for as you drive all over Texas. LOL.
What a total ass hat.