It must really suck to live your life in a perpetual state of panic and retardation. How does Clayton Tucker get to sleep at night in mom’s upstairs bedroom when she is freaking out about 15 different non-events at the same time? She suffers perpetual panic, outrage and fear over the lights going out or the water disappearing or the price of lettuce being too high.
Seriously, you need to smoke a bowl and get laid. Then get a job so you don’t have so much fucking time on your hands to invent new issues to panic over.
His latest freakout is over a business getting bought…
This might be the gayest petition yet. “Sign here if you PREFER that small/medium business not get gobbled up” – LOL! Hey douchebag, the guy who BUILT that business for 41 years and is selling for a pile of money might take issue with that. YOU didn’t build shit and never will. HE did. He can do whatever the hell he wants. He deserves it. You’re a loser being an armchair quarterback from mom’s house.
You can bet your ass that if some clueless idiot offered Comrade Clayton $15 million for his shitty fake ranch, she’d be tripping over herself to sign on the dotted line.
“They’re coming for our BBQ!!!” screeches the clueless moron. If the unemployed socialist had actually read the article, she’d see it paints a very different picture. In fact, it involved a new manufacturing plant, which means jobs. Of course, to the unemployed socialist bum who lives with mom, ‘job’ is just a strange three-letter word she sees on the Internet sometimes.
Lady Clayton has not only never owned or started a business, she has never even WORKED for one. So she has ZERO idea how the world operates. People have been starting, growing and selling businesses for about 250 years now.
Lady Clayton’s concern for the little guy BBQ place is complete and utter bullshit, of course. You know how I know this? Because she has had about 37 “volunteer pizza parties” down in Austin during her campaign….but she has had ZERO volunteer food events right here in Lampasas at Young’s BBQ, which is about one mile from mom’s house where she lives.
You’d think that the guy who is supposedly a “Lampasas rancher a rural dude” (she’s neither) with “deep Lampasas ties” would be able to scare up a few volunteers right here in town! You’d think a “rancher” might offer, like, BEEF and ribs and rancher stuff at these little parties, no? That way you can support the rancher AND the local small business at the same time!
In fact, in the six years I’ve followed this cretin, he has never ONCE had ANY event that used steaks, hamburgers or ribs off of his OWN ranch or any bbq place in this town. That’s because he’s a fraud.
No, instead he makes a 90-minute drive to AUSTIN to offer up free pizza so he can attract the commie dirtbags and envious losers who populate that area. Hardly a “rural dude” with grassroots support, eh?