I’m not sure I’ve ever given a proper shout out to The Lampasas Dispatch Record, but I should have done so before now. Their archives alone are worth the price of admission. Do I need to find out when Misti Talbert came up with the stupid idea of hiring an ACM? Go to the archives. Do I need to find the exact month Misti Talbert handed $72,000 in tax dollars to Deorald Finney, her new buddy on the LEDC? Go to the archives. Do I need to find out how many years Misti Talbert has been on the LEDC fucking things up? You got it: archive!
But their reporting is great, as well. Today’s front-page story has some AMAZING nuggets that I plan to repackage in my own blunt, expletive-laced manner. I’ll cut through the niceties and explain who the retards are.
Three things jumped out at me that were quite jarring. The first is not super shocking, as it involved Cathy “Porkchop” Kuehne using her usual convoluted “logic” to make more bad decisions on City council. I swear, you get rid of almost all the chicks on City council and the ONE that is left still manages to make enough irrational and retarded decisions to put more than enough flies in the ointment.
We found out today from The Dispatch that behind the scenes of the big LEDC re-appointment vote this week, Kuehne was ALL in favor of keeping the current three members: Talbert, Monroe and Erwin. Unsurprising since she, Talbert and Monroe are all big butthole buddies who have joined together many times in the past on City council to make more than a few financially ruinous decisions.
Her ‘logic’ was thus:
Let me rephrase that to make it more clear: “I think that no matter how shitty someone is at their job, no matter how many years and YEARS (10 for Talbert and 12 for Monroe) they have had to accomplish something and yet accomplished nothing, we should let them stay there as long as they want because they really, really want to stay there and fuck up some more.”
Is that about right? I think it is. Spoken like a true imbecile. This is the same woman who thought she was a hero for risking Covid every day as a teacher – the same Covid that she mistook for allergies. Sounds dangerous! Thank goodness she doesn’t teach a REAL subject like math or science.
Remember: the LEDC isn’t the library board deciding which magazines to subscribe to. The LEDC skims nearly $10,000 per WEEK in sales tax money and has wasted WAY over $7 MILLION dollars JUST on their failed Business Pork project. The LEDC handles LOTS of money and cannot be left to a bunch of chimpanzees and chowderheads.
Porkchop’s ‘logic’ reminds me of Christmas Vacation when Chevy Chase spent days putting 50,000 imported Italian twinkle lights on his house and they didn’t work. His drunk mother-in-law laughs at his failure and says “what a silly waste of resources.” Then Juliette Lewis says “but he worked REAL HARD grandma.” To which her grandfather says: “so do washing machines.“
ZING!
I can just picture Porkchop making her case to the rest of City council trying to justify the 12 years of failure and millions down the toilet: BUT THEY WORKED REALLY HARD!
Part II coming soon…