Well, it was finally made official on today’s Commie Caucus Zoom meeting. Comrade Clayton is running for Ag Commissioner. This is no secret to readers of this blog, since I figured it out EXACTLY a year ago to the day.
Of course, he IMMEDIATELY threw in some caveats about his candidacy that should surprise nobody. After all, he is a socialist and belongs to the hivemind. Here are his Big Three Rules:
Comrade Clayton, who has already run THREE failed campaigns, is going to show them how it’s done. LOL!!!
“No more fearing of being a progressive populist” – in other words, be a loud and proud socialist. Demand free shit and ridiculous ‘rights’ like the ‘right’ to a good job and a decent wage, the ‘right’ to medical care, the ‘right’ to free education and the ‘right’ to decent housing.
Clayton tells you DON’T be ashamed to be a parasite and grifter. Any real man is horrified by this thought, but for Comrade Clayton being a parasite is a normal bodily function.
He is VERY big on quoting FDR’s ‘Second Bill Of Rights.‘ FDR, like every other Marxist, was a deadbeat, loser and failure who came from money and never succeeded in the private sector. Much like Comrade Clayton himself.
“No more running as individuals and not as a slate” – this is the big one. This encapsulates Clayton’s entire life:fear of striking out on your own and making your own mark, because you know you are an incompetent fuckup. You can see this when he writes about the “family ranch.” It’s always “we” did this and “we” lost a bunch of goats to coyotes. It’s NEVER “I” got a bunch of animals killed or “I” decided to foolishly switch from cattle to goats. It’s also why he still lives with mom at age 34.
This way he can wash his hands of the inevitable failure of his ranch, his candidacy and, let’s face it, his entire life. When everything is “we” you can point the finger elsewhere if shit blows up and avoid any responsibility. And as we know, Comrade Clayton avoids responsibility like the plague.
What this tells me is he just plans on sticking his name on the “slate” of candidates and riding the coattails of whoever is running for governor. James Talarico? Collin Allred? Robert O’Rourke? Clayton has already kissed the tar star of several of those guys. He is clearly planning on letting them do the heavy lifting (and money spending) while he gets a free ride further down the ticket.
Victory has a thousand fathers, but failure is an orphan, right Comrade??
“No more relying on TV ads & other measures that don’t work” – unsurprisingly, this strategy benefits Comrade Clayton, because he doesn’t have the money, looks or charm to do TV commercials. He prefers to sit in mom’s house and tweet lies about his ranching history and water researcher abilities. That will be the extent of his efforts to get elected. That and driving all over the state with his tongue up the ass of Ken Doll Scudder, the state chair.
I can tell you right now that whoever is running for governor on the communist ticket over there most definitely WILL spent shit tons of money on TV ads the second the polls show them getting their asses kicked next fall. So forget all about that one, Comrade!
Oh, there was another big embarrassment over there at the commie caucus today at the last second: after bragging for weeks that noodle-armed megapussy and recently-fired moron David Hogg was going to join the Zoom call, he cancelled with “illness” at the last second. LOL.
I guess that’s what happens when you drink a few quarts of jizz the night before. Right Comrade???
