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Kraut-For-Brains Daughter Of a Nazi Tina Seefeldt Says You Should Be Overjoyed The Haitians Are Here To Run Our Country.

The Dummy Kraut is at it again in her broken English. You’d think someone who had been here almost THIRTY YEARS would know the difference between “built” and “build”…..

According to the Dummy Kraut, we Americans are all lazy morons and the entire country was built by immigrants! I’d like to point out that back in the early 1900s when people were immigrating here, they were (1) doing it LEGALLY (2) came mainly from European/white nations like Ireland, Britain, Poland and Italy and had shared Western values (3) got ZERO welfare or handouts (4) had IQs over 70, which is the IQ of the average Haitian and (5) they assimilated into our country. They didn’t run around eating fucking cats and wearing towels on their heads, you dumb twat.

If they are all such industrious, hard-working geniuses then why is Haiti such a complete shithole??? Riddle me that, Dummy Kraut.

The U.S. isn’t made up of “magic dirt” where you can transport Haitians here and all of a sudden they are productive geniuses. If you took all the Haitians and put them in Norway while you took all the Norwegians and put them in Haiti, in five years Haiti will be normal and Norway will be shit.

Haiti is shit because it’s filled with Haitians. Any place you fill with Haitians will have similar issues.

“I wish I had 30 more Haitians” – says this moron. Well asshole, the government dumped 20,000 of them into your town. If you can’t find 30 more, that tells me the other 19,970 are totally useless. Who takes care of them? Oh right – the taxpayer!

This is why businesses love Haitian workers: An American citizen gets paid $16.50 per hour. No food stamps. No Social Security. No cash assistance. No rent assistance. No free car. No free car insurance. A Haitian gets paid $9 per hour and they get everything else paid for. But dummy Krauts who can’t spell don’t understand this at all.

After considering all the federal benefits, it’s likely the Haitian is making double, or perhaps much more than that, of what an American worker would make. Probably upwards of $30 per hour, and the employer only has to pay $9 of that. No wonder they make such willing workers.

I think dummy Krauts like Tina Seefeldt should take 3 or 4 of these Haitians into HER home and take care of them. See how long she keeps singing her retarded tune.

Ryan “Dwight Schrute” Ward Wants To Waste $38,840 To Save a Few Grand.

Assistant to the City Manager Ryan “Dwight Schrute” Ward has come up with yet another brilliant idea. If you thought the “lose-weight-to-get-time-off” scheme was a good one, wait til you hear this!

To say that Ryan Ward writes incoherently is putting it mildly. Sometimes I consider changing his nickname to Forrest Gump. If you ever heard him speak at City council meetings, you’d understand why.

Here is his suggestion:

You can see this on page 141 of the latest council packet.

Let’s ignore for a moment that the very first sentence makes zero sense grammatically. I have no idea what he’s trying to say. Then again, what do we expect from a guy who costs the taxpayers a paltry $155,000 per year? If you want someone who can write and explain at an 8th-grade level (and knows how to use apostrophes properly), that’s gonna cost you more!

So as far as I can tell, the gist is this: whoever has to keep track of employees’ time off (Dwight himself plus like 6 or 8 other people) is too lazy to spend “numerous hours” every month doing this minor task. Finley and Dwight cost the taxpayer $378,000 per year in salaries and benefits – but apparently spending a little time every month doing some paperwork that is in their job description is beneath them – despite the fact it has been this way for decades.

How many hours is “numerous”? Well, he has a convoluted spreadsheet to explain all this, but I’ll be damned if it makes any sense. These clowns at the top of the food chain are salaried, so breaking down every little task they do on an hourly basis makes zero sense.

***Dwight thinks the “recurring fees” will be the same every year! Good one.***

So many people needed to record the time off! Staff, managers (plural), HR coordinators (plural), accountant, finance director, City manager and Assistant to the City manager! Whew. Could be as many as NINE people involved in this operation!

If you have nine different people wasting 11.5 hours every two weeks JUST to jot down the “requests for time off” for a few employees, then you are doing it wrong. Rube Goldberg would be proud.

Then again, this is Lampasas City government. The same government that sold a building for $75,000 and then bought it back 15 months later for $229,000. The same government that loses over $10,000 per year on their “recycling” program but then says it provides “tremendous value”.

No, I’m not making that up.

So, in order to save ourselves a few grand of Dwight Schrute’s precious time every year, we must now do the following:

Blow $30,509 with Tyler Technologies to get the software and touchscreens and all the other shit.
Blow $8,339 EVERY YEAR for the privilege of using this software. And if history is any guide, this cost will go up 5% a year without fail. Why? Because after they get you reliant on this UNNECESSARY fancy toy, they know the government won’t give it up for a couple hundred extra measly dollars every year. So it will be $8,755 next year, $9,200 the year after that, $9,600 the year after that, etc, etc. I have seen Tyler Technologies do this over and over with the City with every piece of software they sell. It’s a tremendously good scam for whoever owns Tyler Technologies.
Blow an undisclosed sum on “third-party timeclocks, badges and a badge print device”

As someone who has helped run small businesses, I can also tell you that all these timeclocks and badges and badge printing devices and software will constantly fuck up and require our IT ‘experts’ to waste hours and hours dicking around with them. Did Dwight put THAT into his equations?

Doubtful.

My guess? City council will OK this expenditure with roughly 2 minutes of discussion. I will also predict that the “recurring charge” for the exact same software next year will be about $8,750. Any takers??

I have some ideas for saving the City money! Here they are:

Fire Ryan Ward. This saves the City $155,000 or so every single year.

Second derivative effects: with Ryan Ward gone, the City no longer blows $30,000 or $50,000 on a bunch of stupid ideas every year like $5 greens fees, losing weight for PTO and $40,000 software rip-offs to save a few hours of time every month.

Local Business Owner Genci Krasniqi Skewering City Hall. It Is Glorious.

Local business owner Genci Krasniqi is not holding back on City Hall. Nor should he. I remember talking to him the day Lampasas Beer Market opened and he gave me a huge earful about what morons the City were and how hard they made it to get anything done. I have also heard this sentiment echoed by other business owners in town – who I will not name, since I don’t want some butt-hurt City inspector to take out their wrath on them.

Suffice it to say, that they are also not happy about the City adopting the 2020 national electrical code – something that even Austin hasn’t done yet. According to my friend (who is a master electrician with 15 years under his belt) it is absolutely ludicrous for a town like Lampasas to be using the 2020 code, and most big cities are typically about six years behind (i.e. Austin would be on the 2014 code).

It adds MASSIVE cost, for one thing. For another, with the supply chain broken it is almost impossible to get some of these new (and MUCH more expensive) parts like breakers and switches.

For example: The 2020 code now requires GFCI outlets on clothes dryers. Those can be tripped by as little as 6 milliamps – and many appliances are just not up to those tolerances. He also told me that a formerly $10 breaker might now be $110.

Things like that add up. Quickly.

Morons who have worked in City government their entire lives and never owned a business or created anything of value don’t give a shit and will never understand any of that.

And you wonder why the Hostess House “facelift” is going to run around $1.4 million? That’s one reason.

A few other morons chided Genci for “airing dirty laundry” and “dumping on the town”. He is not dumping on the town or the citizens. He is dumping on City Hall and their ineptitude and red tape. Huge difference. I’m glad he is “airing is grievances” because maybe the average citizen will finally understand what small business is up against.

The LEDC/City likes to hand out free cash to undeserving businesses (*cough * Wool & Vine * cough *), waste millions on remodeling Old City Hall and the Hostess House and waste MILLIONS on an idiotic ‘business’ park but when it comes to making it easy on someone trying to open a new business, they fail spectacularly. This means their priorities are 100% backwards.

All this is no surprise to me. I have been railing on City Hall idiocy for almost four years now. I’m glad to see some much more public “airing of grievances” and a local business owner embarrassing City Hall.

Keep up the good work, Genci! I think I’ll go over to LBM today and spend some money on pizza and beer!!!