So picture this:
You’re a 22-year-old dude who just graduated college with a poli sci degree. You went to Southwestern University in Georgetown and probably lived with mom since she also lived in Georgetown. No need to pay for a dorm when you can just go home and suckle Terry’s tit every night.
Your college cost mom $80,000 but is basically just a glorified high school with only 1,500 students total. Not actually a REAL college, per se.
A couple years BEFORE you graduated, somebody (probably mom or another relative) got you a cushy job as a “legislative aide” in the Texas House of Representatives. THEN, you got ANOTHER cushy job as an “office intern” for the Williamson County Attorney!
Oh, and your MOM also works for the state of Texas in the Railroad Commission.
Then, when you finally graduate with your $80,000 degree in Political Science (and TWO internships in your field under your belt where you presumably made connections and got your foot in the door) what do you do? Do you go into a typical parasitical job with the state government like you have been groomed to do?
No. You go all the way to China and “teach” kindergarten instead.

Super fucking weird, man. You have to admit.
You know what percentage of kindergarten teachers are male? About 2.7% – and I GUARANTEE you, most of THOSE guys majored in education. NOT Poli Sci.
What kind of 22-year-old guy does that shit? Makes zero sense.
Oh, and the age of consent in China is 14 years old. Did you know that? Probably why that other fucking weirdo Tim Walz (who Clayton worships) ALSO went to China a bunch of times.

So I decided to look up the school where he “taught” (actually just babysitting little kids and speaking English around them so they can pick it up). Here is a review from one of the teachers who ALSO worked at Kang Chiao Bilingual School:
The Kang Chiao Bilingual or Kangchiao International School has been featured in Taiwan’s media several times in the past three years. Once for illegally employing foreign teachers at an unlicensed kindergarten and apparently insisting they not be “dark skinned,” once when a former pupil threatened to commit a massacre at a Philadelphia school (and had made considerable preparations to do so), once when a foreign teacher tragically took their own life and once when linked to a tainted food product scandal.
This racism, abuse and fraud is openly condoned by The New Taipei City Department of Labour – who couldn’t be bothered to even investigate serious claims of employee abuse, The New Taipei City Ministry of Education – who accredit the school despite repeated violations of their examination regulations and The Western Association of Schools and Colleges – who would in all likelihood give full accreditation to my neighbor’s basement meth lab if I gave them a fat enough fee.
In summary, your children are not safe there. Your teaching staff are not safe there. The school should be properly inspected and measures implemented.
Ouch! Here is another one:
Also, nobody cares about teaching anyone anything. The face of the building is just for the parents and as long as they don’t call to complain then everything is fine. In short, you or how good or bad you teach don’t matter. The place is run with a combination of petty, personal politics and tricking the parents into thinking that they are the best school to spend money on.
The teachers. Well, maybe it’s the kind of people that Taiwan attracts. I know that in Japan most English teachers look like they had a job at some point before they came over. Here, well, it’s not the same. It’s more like 95 no, I’ll be fair, 90% of their teachers got out of rehab, cleaned up and went shopping for work clothes at Wal-Mart before getting a new start on life. I also saw one man (presumably a man) in very high jean shorts while a small female student was hugging is leg. He was palming her face while gazing longingly into her eyes, then smiling and very warmly saying I love you. I thought “Aww, that is so…um, wait a minute.., oh god! should I report that!?” Well, moving on…
To sum it up, it’s a very large “buxiban”. It’s not the best and not the friendliest and honestly the people who run things are underhanded and pick favorites. Also, if I had a video camera and made use of it at times the school would have been shut down for child abuse or health concerns on at least 4 or 5 instances (by Canadian, U.S., on England’s standards). Be smart, pass on this place. If I had to do it over again I would not. It is was not worth the money (money x time spent at school and amount of work)time wasted, emotional energy spent, or bother at having to go up a mountain clearly off the beaten path every blessed morning.
I hope this was informative enough to assist you and unbiased enough for you to trust, while being vague enough to hide the identities of the underhanded, protect the innocent, and possibly prevent the arrest of a normal guy who really “looked” a pedophile…..well, I mean he probably wasn’t a pedophile…I hope. Eww.
WOW! Sounds like a crazy school!
Oh, and after only ONE school year there, Clayton Tucker decides to come scurrying back to Texas, live with his parents and NEVER EVER be a teacher again!
Like I said. Very fucking weird, man. Very weird.