Why Is Lampasas Democratic Party Chairman Clayton Tucker Lying On FEC Contribution Forms?

Oh goodness. Local socialist bum Clayton Tucker has been caught in a whopper of a lie once again. This time, he is telling his lies on Federal Election Commission political contribution forms.

He just can’t seem to decide who his employer is and what job title he holds!

Comrade Clayton gives a whopping $10 every month to ActBlue, a far-left PAC. He has donated seven times this year, on a monthly basis. Last donation was in June.

But under “Employer” he decides to lie and put “Our Revolution Texas” – listing himself as “Statewide Coordinator.” Our Revolution Texas was a far-left commie splinter group of Bernie Sanders for President.

The problem is, Comrade Clayton either left or was fired from that job in December of 2021: two years ago. He told us this himself AND listed it on his LinkedIn page.

December 18, 2021 – Tucker fired or resigned
Our Revolution (commie organization) employment terminated in December 2021

The other problem is that it appears that Our Revolution Texas doesn’t even EXIST as a going concern anymore! If you go to the Our Revolution Texas page and click “Contact Revolution Texas To Get Involved,” you will be directed to a dead page….

Whoops.

Furthermore, Comrade Clayton has told us REPEATEDLY that he works for the tiny, pissant organization called the Trade Justice Education Fund – in fact, he just flew out to Seattle AND San Francisco for this “job” that pays no money! So he certainly couldn’t have forgotten who he “works” for, right?

Fake Rancher/Real Socialist Goes To San Francisco For “Work.” His “Job” Actually Pays $0.00.

In fact, you can see that he DID list his employer last October, November and December as the Trade Justice Education Fund – before inexplicably switching to the lie that he works for Our Revolution this year…

He also bizarrely throws in a couple of “self-employed” in there as well – but ONLY when he donates to the Texas Democratic Party.

Of course, he is NOT self-employed at all. I have exposed his lies here repeatedly about being a rancher/farmer/cowboy or whatever he calls himself this week. He even has the nerve to call himself a “small business owner” now!

Comrade Clayton Tucker is most assuredly NOT a small business owner – as we can see when we search OpenCorporates for Texas businesses.

The only place you find Clayton Tucker’s name on anything other than a non-profit political shell corporation is his “Grassroots Nation,” which is simply an LLC on paper. He filled out some forms, named himself founder and that’s the end of it. That is not a small business. A small business has customers, a product, some assets, and income. Cherry On Top is a small business. Lampasas Beer Market is a small business.

Grassroots Nation LLC was ‘hired’ a few times by one of Tucker’s OTHER shell companies to do social media. That’s it. He literally ‘hired’ himself:

Commie-funded Bluebonnet PAC (founded by Clayton Tucker) used Grassroots Nation – also a Tucker shell company

Clayton Tucker ALSO owns no land in Lampasas CountyOR in Burnet County. Kind of hard to own a ranch as a “small business” when you own no land. But mommy’s parents do! It’s a great place to go and pretend.

Further confusing his tangled trail of lies is the fact that when he posts pictures of “the ranch” and talks about goat or donkey purchases, it’s always “we” bought some goats and “we” sold our donkey.

So who is “we”? I thought you were the owner? How many employees do you have? Or are YOU the employee? If you were the employee, why didn’t you list THAT as your job on the Federal campaign forms? If you own a small business, why not put THAT down on ALL your FEC forms – not just for the donations to the Texas Democratic Party?

So many questions! Perhaps the compliance officers at the FEC can answer them for me. I bet they know what the rules are and what the fines are for knowingly violating them.

Despite Greentards’ Best Efforts To Wreck Grid With Pinwheels and Electric Fagmobiles, It Is Still Going Strong.

“Fix the damn grid! Fix the damn grid!”

Such is the call of the retarded socialist myna bird who lives with his mom.

Wrong. There were no outages last winter and there are none now. That is DESPITE WAY too many liberals moving to Texas and plugging in their Tesla Fagmobiles. The grid is still kicking ass. I have my AC cranked up full blast right now.

Where is the socialist douchebag right now? Is he admitting he was completely wrong? No. Probably sitting in mom’s upstairs bedroom with the thermostat set at 68, jacking off to Bernie Sanders Tweets.

Pretty Hard To Quit When You Don’t Work In The First Place.

One of life’s great ironies…

Here we have an unemployed loser socialist who reads a Twitter page called “FuckYouIQuit,” but has never had a real job in the first place, and thus cannot quit.

Hilarious.

The FuckYouIQuit page has about 500,000 other lazy incel losers following it as they all have a giant circle-jerk to re-assure each other that the problem isn’t that they are lazy, good-for-nothing unskilled dirtbags but rather the problem is “corporate greed.”

Those “greedy corporations” don’t want to hand an unskilled bum like Clayton Tucker $30 an hour on his first day of work, so he refuses to participate in the labor market. Much easier to stay home with mom all day long and post pictures of goats.

You see, for the last 170 years or so, the corporations were NOT greedy and the “boomers” and “Gen Xers” were able to get a good job. Then sometime around 2020 (right as we “elected” a quasi-retarded dementia patient who has ALSO never had a real job), the corporations all got very greedy at the same moment and made life impossible for these poor wretches.

(I’m not sure how that explains Comrade Clayton’s other 25 years of unemployment but logic isn’t her strong suit)

I got news for you Comrade Clayton: you quit a long time ago. Like, when you were in the womb. You were a born quitter, which is why you are an able-bodied 32-year-old male with no kids and you live in your mommy’s upstairs bedroom and spend all day on Twitter creating useless non-profits to spread socialist dogshit to the masses.

How odd- not a single record of any ranching corporations. But plenty of non-profits. Your entire life has been “non-profit” since you have never held a real job.

It’s why you will never have a place of your own until your parents die and leave you the house in their will, which I am sure was your plan in the first place. Why lift a finger when you can hang out there in mom’s house until she dies and then just take it for free?

Kind of like another socialist loser in town named Grady Lucas – who put his mom in a nursing home, took her house, then posted a GoFundMe that was deceptively labeled “help me fix up my mom’s house” but failed to mention it was HIM who was now living in it, not some poor old lady who needed a helping hand.

In other words, a complete piece of lazy dogshit like you.

No comrade, it is not “corporate greed” that is the problem. It’s your generation who can’t put their phones down for 30 seconds to complete a task. It’s your generation who has been brainwashed by TikTok that life is just SO unfair and nobody had it as hard as you do – when in fact, the EXACT opposite is true. Your generation never had it so easy. Smart phones, Internet, apartment and job searches in an INSTANT (no pounding the pavement), DoorDash, Uber, Netflix: you’ve never had to work for a fucking thing in your miserable lives. You just push a button.

The other day (during working hours for most people) he was crying publicly about how there was no such thing as affordable housing…thus he HAS to live with mommy!

I happen to know a millennial who found a place to live in Lampasas just last week!

But with the push of a button, I found a BUNCH of affordable places!

“Whaaah…whaah. I can’t afford $1200 a month! Whaaaah. That’s not a sweet mansion with a pool and stuff like I see on TikTok. Whaaaah.”

You can afford it if you get a roommate. That’s only $550 or $600 a month. If you can’t afford that, you are a loser of biblical proportions. You only need to make about $1,700 a month to afford that – or about $11 an hour. There are TONS of places around offering more than that right now. But scumbags like Clayton Tucker think they are above that kind of work.

I’m guessing he also avoids 40-hour workweeks because then he couldn’t be on his phone all day long tweeting socialist garbage to the other losers:

Bernie Sanders was kicked out of a communist commune as a young man due to LAZINESS!! Comrade Clayton idolizes that.

I shit on your entire generation.

Luckily, Clayton Tucker is able to say “Fuck You I Quit” because he has mommy and daddy to provide him a place to live. Must be nice.