We Are Definitely Back To The 80s: Hot Blonde Wins Miss Universe. She’s Not Obese And Has No Penis.

We’re back baby.

Everyone in the NFL and UFC is doing the Trump dance when they dominate their opponents. Hot chicks winning beauty pageants. Hell, we might even get Hollywood making great movies again instead of feeding us non-stop woke shit!

A new day dawning in America…

2024 Miss Universe from Denmark

Of course, the 80s still dominate….

Christie Brinkley #1 forever
Kathy Ireland #2

This hung in my bedroom from 1983 until I went to college….

Heather Locklear and Heather Thomas both tied at #3

We’ll get back to those great times. Rome wasn’t built in a day.

In honor of the 80s, I jammed the entire RATT: Out of the Cellar album during my morning workout today. No better 80s song than Wanted Man.

Fun trivia fact: I partied with RATT backstage back around 1997 at The Vic Theater in Chicago on Belmont Street. One of the brokers in my trading pit in Chicago in the 1990s was a guy named Jimmy DeMartini (his badge was DMAR). He was an older hippie type with long hair and a crazy hippie wife, but totally cool guy. Never understood how the hell he ended up in the trading pits. Looking back, he was probably stoned much of the time.

Anyways, his brother just happened to be Warren DeMartini, guitar player and backing vocals for RATT. I still remember that as the loudest fucking concert I ever attended before or since. At the end of the show, we went backstage and got hammered and otherwise altered with RATT. I do believe we were out past 2am in Wrigleyville doing shots and bumps the entire way.

Good times. Thanks DMAR!!