How Did I Not Know Chuck Schumer’s Wife Was Such a Total Fuckin’ Mutt??

Oh my god. I thought Bernie Sanders’ wife was a dog. Look at this ‘chick’:

Those Jewish career parasites who have never had a real job sure know how to pick em, eh?

Reminds me of Eugene Levy’s comedic high school pic in the film Best In Show

Before you tell me “how dare you judge her by her looks, she might be an awesome person,” let me remind you she is married to Chuck Schumer – one of the biggest pieces of shit in Washington. No way is she a “good person.” She’s a worm by association.

I’m a little surprised I never knew this about his “wife.” That’s because I have absolutely LOATHED Chuck Schumer from the minute he entered the Senate in 1999. In fact, I had a collection of photos of scumbag federal politicians in my Chicago apartment back around that time called “The Wall of Hate.”

I’m not sure if you know this, but you can write a letter to any senator or Congressman and request a signed photo. They will GLADLY send you one, because 95% of them are sociopathic narcissists. I had quite a collection back then, and Schumer was definitely the first photo in my lineup. I remember it like it was yesterday. Ted Kennedy, Dick Durbin and Diane Feinstein were the next three photos, as I recall.

Just look at that pure evil cocksucker.

So not only is he a corrupt scumbag who doesn’t know how to grill a fucking hamburger, he sticks his dick into a “woman” who looks like a Eugene Levy parody.

Oh, and she’s ALSO a lifetime government parasite and tit sucker. Shocker.

Unfortunately, this asshole will probably be in the Senate for another 14 years before he drops dead in office as a vegetable like Feinstein did. Piece of shit.

“Oy vey, baby! Very oy vey!”