Soft, doughy socialist mealworm Clayton Tucker is mad, y’all! He is steaming that the GOP dares to draw the new Congressional maps to their advantage – something that shitlib states like Illinois and Maryland have done in the extreme for decades.
He informs us that “I’m a rancher so I know what shit smells like.”
Spoiler: he’s NOT a rancher.
This may shock the fake rancher, but I TOO know what shit smells like, having taken roughly 20,000 of them in my lifetime. Every other human on the planet is also familiar with the smell for the same reason.
But as usual, Comrade Clayton thinks he has special knowledge of something when he actually doesn’t. Kind of like when he lied to the City of Lampasas on his candidacy forms and said he had “special knowledge of energy policy” back in 2017 when he tried to weasel into an open council seat by appointment. He failed, of course.

He is SUCH an expert, in fact, that he had to ask his dummy followers to answer a couple of very basic questions in February of 2021 after Snowmageddon wrecked havoc on our grid – a grid that was weakened by pinwheels and solar panels in the first place!


It is pretty safe to say, that no matter the topic, the socialist dummy who still lives with mom at age 34 and who has never had a real job has no idea what he is talking about.
Case in point: remember when Comrade Clayton demanded the minimum wage be lifted to “solve” the labor shortage in the restaurant industry?

Anyone with a brain knows that being forced to pay employees more than they are worth will result in those people being fired and their jobs being automated. Comrade Clayton does NOT have a brain so he might be shocked to see what just happened in California when they raised the fast food minimum wage to $20 per hour:


Thanks to economically illiterate, left-wing morons like Clayton Tucker, about 18,000 people are now getting a wage of $0 per hour after they were unceremoniously fired.
I’m guessing those 18,000 chumps don’t have a mom they can go live with for free either, like Clayton Tucker still does at age 34. But morons like Clayton Tucker don’t care about the wreckage his retarded policies leave behind. He’s already on to the next issue and can’t be bothered to look at results and maybe learn how things work in the real world.
Total fucking bozo.