If You Come For The King, You Best Not Miss.

Failed assassination attempt on Trump. Good luck cheating your way to victory now, you commie asswipes. You just handed the election to Trump with this sick stunt.

I’m hearing it was likely an Antifa goon. Early reports sketchy.

One thing is certain – there should NEVER have been any females on Trump’s SS detail. This is a man’s job.

Oh, and the HEAD of the SS is a chick appointed by Biden in 2022. I see that she’s white, so she MUST be a lesbian, right? That’s how we do stuff now. Competence is not really important. This idiot woman runs a REALLY tight ship, too, apparently:

Secret Service agents were on their phones when intruder entered Biden official’s house: Report

Every single SS agent needs to be polygraphed. A shooter on the roof? Nobody happened to catch that? That’s like the FIRST place you scan for snipers, is it not? Either an inside job or just another example of America falling apart because of the rise of DEI incompetence in every facet of life.

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) last week: “Trump is such an authoritarian and autocrat, we have to win this election. This is not a normal election … This is something that is undermining our democracy. He must be stopped. He cannot be president!

Recently, Leading Democrats introduced legislation intended to strip President Trump of Secret Service protection. They did that at the same time as Joe Biden called President Trump a “dictator,” and Nancy Pelosi said President Trump “must be stopped.”

Joe Biden five days ago to donors: “We’re done talking about the debate. It’s time to put Trump in a bullseye.”

Democrats said Trump was evil. Hitler. A fascist. A Russian spy. Democracy was at stake. For eight years they’ve fed the Leftist machine with hysteria and panic. They are responsible for this assassination attempt.

Auron MacIntyre called it less than two months ago…..

Libtards Having Conniption Over “Project 2025” Nonsense.

Libshits are absolutely losing their minds over “Project 2025” which they think is the coming of a dictatorship or something….

Local clown Clayton Tucker has posted no less than FIFTEEN of these in the last week or so.

It’s like QAnon for the left. A ridiculous boogeyman they are sadly parroting over and over.

Naturally, the clever wags on the right have turned it into a giant joke, making the left look like complete retards yet again….

Others are making up fake parts of Project 2025 that ALL Americans would love to see happen…..

Project 2025 will bring back incandescent lighting! Project 2025 will restore full water pressure to showers and sinks! Project 2025 will make it a felony to cook a steak past medium!

Project 2025 will restore Pluto to full planetary status! Project 2025 will change the ending of the movie Titanic and make sure that lady moves over for Leo! Project 2025 will take Star Wars away from Disney!

Project 2025 will bring back the cigarette vending machines in the entryways of Denny’s! Project 2025 will return dueling to its rightful places in the justice system, politics, and romantic rivalries.

I can think of a few for Lampasas….

Project 2025 will remove all the shitweeds from the creek! Project 2025 will bring back The Yum Factory! Project 2025 will deport Stephanie Fitzharris back to Austin!

33-Year-Old Socialist Who Lives In Mom’s Spare Bedroom Explains How Biden’s Economy Is Actually Awesome.

Local socialist numpty Clayton Tucker is on social media again telling us how AWESOME Bidenomics is! Look! Inflation is lower! It’s “only” 3% now!

Cool chart bro – but inflation in June of 2022 was over 9%. Your chart tops out there at under 8%. Fact check: bullshit.

I guess if you are stupid enough to believe the cooked government CPI numbers (which were just rejiggered AGAIN last year) then that chart looks ok.

Of course, since Clayton Tucker lives with mom, he is unaware of the massive spikes in property tax costs, home insurance costs, and electricity – just to name a few. Because Clayton Tucker doesn’t pay any of that. He lets mom and dad cut those checks.

State Farm Insurance is seeking permission from the Californian state government to increase insurance rates as much as 50%.

Of course, a couple weeks ago he was blaming the horrible inflation on “greedy corporations” and also a lack of competition among huge companies. He used the cut-throat, low-margin airline industry as one of his examples.

“Extensive competition” LOL. Wrong again, Bozo!

Yes, he really is that stupid.

But how can you expect him to know about all these adult things when he is still just a child living with mom? He’s never had a real job, never managed people, never had a child, never been married, never run a real business (goat pictures don’t count!), never managed a payroll or owned a house.

In short – he is a TYPICAL DEADBEAT SOCIALIST!

Wong and Lampasshole Together In Same Spot Causes Ripples In Spacetime Continuum.

If this is Wong, I don’t wanna be right…..

I wish I had time to sit down with Wong, smoke Thai stick and talk about what it feels like to watch a communist die by your hands. I have ZERO doubt Wong has experienced that.

Unfortunately, Wong is busy as hell manning his food truck across from Beer Barn. Do yourself a favor: go hit Beer Barn for a pile of beer and liquor and then go grab some egg rolls, dumplings and a pile of excellent food right across the street. You can’t go Wong with that plan.

It’s so very strange to see him there, since every Mercer-nary and fucktard in town (including James Mercer himself) was ASSURING us just two months ago that Wong was some kind of pervert and intimated he’d be in jail soon. In fact “all will be revealed!” they told us!

Here we are, two months later and Wong roams free kicking ass in his new truck while Mercer is probably in New York packing fudge and licking Michael Rappaport’s nut sack.

Wong is cooking and James Mercer and his mom look like idiots. I am so very shocked! Because Mercer seems like such a stand-up guy! Hard to believe he was a lying sack of shit about all that Wong stuff.

Anyways, it’s nice to see the good guys win. Go support Wong if you can. You won’t regret it.

Sales Tax Numbers Posted For June. Texas FLAT But Lampasas UP 5.00%!

Well, you don’t see this too often – Lampasas FAR outperforming the entire state in sales tax receipts, PLUS a lot of other cities!

State of Texas was basically flat at -0.30% and now up a paltry 2% YTD compared to last year.

Lampasas was UP 5% – and is now basically flat (+0.63) YTD compared to last year.

Burnet: UP 0.31%

Marble Falls: DOWN 3.14%

Dallas: UP 0.15%

Austin: FLAT

This is the first time in forever I remember Lampasas beating EVERYONE! The weird thing is, our economic development director “resigned” last month and this is the first report since that happened. Coincidence?

Probably.

Massive Trump Boat Rally In…New Jersey?!?

If this doesn’t make your dick hard, then you ain’t a real American.

The only thing that would make this scene better is if a bunch of commie soy boy Gen Z pussies like Harry Sisson, Clayton Tucker and Cade Hilgenberg Snyder were swimming in a panicked manner in front of this patriotic armada about to be chopped into fish bait.

Meanwhile, Biden is eating his pudding and getting ready for beddie bye time. His idiot supporters are fighting with each other over whether he should stay in. Even The Meathead himself, Rob Reiner, is now turning on him.

The left is eating themselves alive over this. I love it. I wasn’t going to drink today but this calls for a nice tall vodka and some smoked chicken I just pulled off the grill.

AMERICA! Fuck yeah!!

A Week Later, More Rats Jump Off Sinking Biden Ship.

They were SO sure just a week ago, weren’t they? He’ll NEVER quit. Even the “expert” David Axelrod said so!

OK David. Let’s fast-forward a week….

Man, how did I know all this over a week ago? I don’t even have a degree in Political ‘Science’!

The leaks are coming fast and furious now.

It’s The Powers That Be against a deluded, senile old crook and his idiot, power-hungry wife. I know who my money is riding on!

Local Socialist Clayton Tucker Just Libeled Texas Ag Commissioner Sid Miller. Don’t Worry: I Already Alerted Sid and His Staff.

Whoops. It appears that maybe Comrade Clayton has his eyes set on running for Texas Ag Commissioner in 2026. He has formed a brand new shell company for grifting called Food & Farm Action. One of the fellow members is former Ag commissioner Jim Hightower – with whom Tucker has had a long-term, very weird old man/boytoy relationship.

Unfortunately, the very first thing Comrade Clayton did was to slander current Ag Commissioner Sid Miller on his website:

Why does this idiot capitalize “greedy few” all the time?

How exactly does Sid “hand kickbacks” to companies? That’s a pretty serious accusation against a fairly powerful guy. Sid is almost 70 years old but I have no doubt he could still kick the shit out of a soy boy like Clayton Tucker in a cage match. I’d even make him -400 to win that.

Clayton and Jim Hightower might want to be careful about leveling accusations of kickbacks against Miller. That is becauseduring Jim Hightower’s term as Ag Commissioner, three of Hightower’s aides at the Agriculture Commission (Mike Moeller, Pete McRae, and Billie Quicksall) were convicted on bribery charges related to procuring contributions to Hightower’s reelection campaign from seed dealers who were subject to the department’s oversight

Gee – a democrat accusing others of shit THEY THEMSELVES are doing? Sounds familiar.

Sid is a REAL 8th-generation rancher AND a champion rodeo rider! Oh, and he operates a successful agricultural business known as Miller Nursery where he grows trees, shrubs and decorative plants near Stephenville, Texas.

I’m betting that Sid actually has proof to back up all of his own claims…unlike Comrade Clayton. Tucker has previously lied about being a cowboy, a farmer, and a fifth-generation rancher.

So we have a FAKE and PRETEND cowboy accusing a REAL cowboy and rancher of criminal activity (kickbacks) while in office! And he is teamed up with Hightower, who lost his seat to Rick Perry in 1990 due to corruption on the part of Hightower’s re-election campaign! You can’t make this up.

Wow. Not a good way to start your 2026 campaign for Ag Commissioner. I have a hard time even typing that with a straight face. If Clayton Tucker is elected Ag Commissioner in 2026, I’ll run down Key Avenue completely naked.

Socialist Tapeworm Clayton Tucker Still Ignorant Of Basic Economics. Concerned About Soda Costs.

Local socialist and fake rancher Clayton Tucker (SDEC-24 TX) is busy once again explaining how inflation ISN’T the fault of massive government spending and money printing. According to him, it is all due to the greedy oligopolists!

Apparently, all these cartels formed right around January of 2021.

As usual, no sources are given for his ‘statistics’

Of course, Comrade Clayton left out a HUGE monopoly that is very real and very damaging to society. That would be the ‘search engine” market – which is 92% controlled by Google!! They have been caught REPEATEDLY slanting search results to the left, politically. Comrade Clayton ignores this for the same reason he never puts Tim Cook on his “overpaid CEO” lists: because they are rabid lefties that benefit rabid left-wing causes. So they are just fine.

Let’s pick those other ‘monopolies’ apart, one by one.

First we have meat. According to his stats, four companies control “55% to 85% of the meat market.” LOL. That’s a pretty wide spread of guesses. You could drive a truck through that. Is it 55% or is it 85%? Let’s say it IS 85%.

I’m guessing that having massive processing plants and thus economies of scale, make it cheaper in the long run to process these cows. I’m guessing that because when you buy meat DIRECTLY from real ranchers on-line (like HERE or HERE), it sure isn’t much cheaper. Slaughtering and processing cows is hard work. Hard work that pussies like Clayton Tucker have ZERO interest in doing.

You can also choose from a ton of on-line places that deal directly with rancher – like Moink. OR, you could head on down to the farmers’ markets and buy directly. But that is all too much effort for Comrade Clayton.

Further, smaller farms are being increasingly shuttered under the weight of regulatory burden as standards recently imposed by the Environmental Protection Agency have resulted in compliance costs soaring to as high as $3 million for a single beef processing plant. That would be the same EPA that Clayton Tucker adores and wants more of.

As a supposed cattle rancher, you’d think Clayton Tucker would be taking advantage of these higher beef prices (the U.S. cattle herd is the lowest it has been in over 70 years). You’d think he’d be churning out calves and have that website up and running to sell his “fifth generation” beef over at RX Ranch.

After all, as the old saying goes: the best cure for high prices is high prices. This is because “greedy” producers, acting in self interest, rush to take advantage of these high prices by producing MORE. Increased production increases supply which eventually lowers prices. This is the “invisible hand” Adam Smith talked about. It’s common knowledge to everyone but socialist shit heads like Comrade Clayton Tucker.

But Comrade Clayton is either too stupid or lazy to take advantage of these high beef prices. Seven months after telling his social media followers he was “currently building a website” to sell beef, there is still no website. He is too busy going to communist freak conventions where ‘men’ with fake tits give him lectures.

He’s also too busy raising goats – which is a path he unwisely took last year because “climate change” supposedly made it way smarter to raise goats instead of cattle. Of course, most of his goats are dying from parasites and vulturebuzzards (TM) because he is a neophyte when it comes to this stuff.

Bottom line: government regulations are certainly a factor in rising prices, as was the extremely dry weather a few years ago. But in a free-market system, REAL ranchers will respond to high prices by producing more. FAKE ranchers will sit around and make up fairy takes about monopolies.

RELATED: Current Ag commissioner Sid Miller (REPUBLICAN) actually filed suit years ago, alleging price fixing among these Big Four meat packers. There ARE ALREADY laws in place if price fixing is proved. A democrat, Clinton-appointed judge in Minnesota (John R. Tunheim) dismissed the suit last August!

How about that? A Texas Republican (Sid Miller) went to bat for the little guys and a Clinton-appointed Democrat scumbag dismissed the suit last August. Go figure!

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