FEMA Official Ordered Relief Workers In Florida Not To Help Houses With Trump Signs.

Shit like this is why there can be no “unity” after the election. No way should we let bygones be bygones. Fuck these animals. They did everything in their power to try and crush our side. Now they want unity? That is laughable.

These people should never be forgiven. No unity, no burying the hatchet. They should be shunned, mocked, and driven from polite society. They are enemies of the American people, and have been for a long time now.

People died in prison over entirely political J6 prosecutions.

The FBI and DOJ tried to imprison the president elect .

Generals lied to the Commander in Chief.

This should be kept squarely in focus as plans are made…

Marn’i Washington was responsible. Fire her, take her pension and bring her up on charges. Throw her in jail for two years awaiting trial, just like the J6ers.

Yet another “conspiracy theory” proven right. I GUARANTEE you that this type of shit goes on every single day in every single building full of unelected D.C. parasites. We hear about maybe 1% of it.

Remember this, shitlibs, as you whine about what went wrong. Weaponization of government wasn’t just against Trump. This is why regular people voted Trump.

I can’t make this point any more clear: government people must go to prison or we cannot save this country. Not fired. Not relocated. Not resignations. Not stern letters.

Unless government people are frog marched to prison for things like this, nothing will change. Put them all in work camps.

It ALL needs to be looked into. The Russia hoax, the destruction of evidence on the sham Jan 6 committee, the spying on Trump by Obama back in 2015, the lawfare, the FBI corruption, the Covid lying, the secret service holding the door open for the Trump assassin. All of it. Lives need to be ruined, pensions need to be taken, jail sentences and possibly even hangings need to be carried out, in the case of provable treason. Mayorkas is a good place to start.

October Sales Tax Receipts – Lampasas Beats Texas AGAIN. Two In a Row.

My goodness – how does the city do it? We haven’t even had an Economic Development Director for like four months!

The state of Texas was UP a measly 0.35% for the month of October. The state is just barely ahead of last year on a year-to-date basis (+1.64%)

Lampasas was UP 2.31% (row 585 as always). On a year-to-date basis, the City is now barely ahead of last year as well (+1.56%).

Other cities we follow:

Austin:UP 2.71%

Burnet:UP 14.57% (!!)

Dallas:DOWN 1.19%

Marble Falls:UP 27.85% (!!) – last month wasDOWN 11.8%

Mineral Wells:DOWN 2%

As Predicted: “Unforeseen Structural And Electrical” Disasters Strike Hostess House Money Pit. NINE New Change Orders. Mo Money, Mo Money!

Do I ever get tired of being right, you ask? Not really.

As I wrote about six months ago when this $2.2 million dollar monstrosity was approved:

Prediction: this will pass at $2.2 million on Monday night…but halfway through the construction, a LOT of new charges will come in as the contractor “surprisingly” finds issues nobody knew was there. These are called “change orders” and it’s the oldest trick in the book to grab more money from a government that is now trapped.

The City wasn’t kind enough to put the actual AMOUNT of all these “unforeseen” issues into the packet [page 23]…but they DID say “the City remains within the contingency,” so it must have been a pretty good chunk. I’d guess $30k or $40k. I believe the contingency amount was set around $100,000. Not exactly peanuts.

Dummy Kraut Hysteria Hits New Peak. You’re All Going To Be Put In Concentration Camps!

Dummy Kraut Seefeldt is swinging back to hysteria again as she warns “Latinos for Trump” that he’s going to build concentration camps…BIG ONES…and put you all in there! You’ll see! You’ll be SO sorry!!!

I guess if anyone knows about concentration camps it’s the dipshit whose dad fought for Hitler, right?

Of course, what dummy kraut Seefeldt doesn’t bother to mention is that it was FDR – a DEMOCRAT – who performed that shameful act against legal U.S. citizens during WWII.

Dumbest looking face EVER!!

We aren’t going to bother wasting money on giant concentration camps for ILLEGAL border jumpers (not legal citizens). We’re going to just throw them on a plane and dump them back in their original shit hole country. Easy peasy!

Also, I have another question for you, dummy kraut. Something that is very confusing to me and makes no sense:

If the U.S. is SO HORRIBLE now that all you shitlibs are promising to leave it and searching Google to tell you how…..

…then wouldn’t we be doing these illegal invaders a FAVOR by sending them back to their home shit holes and sparing them this awful country?

BAM! Busted.

You see my point? Either the U.S. is “a horrible, fascist, racist, tyranny” that nobody in their right minds would want to live in OR it is such an awesome country that third-world illiterates are risking dying to get into illegally at any cost. You can’t have it both ways, you kraut-for-brains.

In fact, since you’re going to be so miserable here for the next 4-12 years under Trump and Vance why don’t you hop on a plane and move back to Germany (which is in serious decline, btw), you old twat? Do us all a favor.

Poor dummy kraut Seefeldt. She’s still in the “anger” phase of her grief, like the other shitlibs. She’ll eventually accept her place in life: with Trump as her president, like a good little fraulein.

“Please Run For State Chair!” Said Nobody Ever.

Comrade Clayton took to the airwaves today to DEMAND that the election for the new Texas State Democratic chairman next March is “open, fair and transparent…and that it represent the will of the people and not the will of just insiders.”

BREAKING NEWS! COMRADE CLAYTON MAKING DEMANDS!!

Oh, you mean like the total OPPOSITE of how Kamala Harris was selected?

Dumb ass.

Mind you, the SDEC will be the ones doing the electing – and there are only about 75 members of the SDEC, and Comrade Clayton just happens to be one of them. So, it’s not REALLY the will of the people but the will of 75 SDEC chowderheads. LOL.

I will also make a prediction right now that I can 100% GUARANTEE you will come true next March: Comrade Clayton’s ‘Progressive Caucus’ will endorse the most far-left, unelectable, retarded fucknut they can find. That person will then lose badly because the adults that run the Texas Democratic Party view Clayton Tucker as an annoying mosquito who doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Even THEY realize that a socialist running the show for the entire state would be a complete disaster.

Then Comrade Clayton will complain that his guy/gal lost and go sulk in the corner. Mark my words and bookmark this prediction.

Also, Comrade Clayton wants to let you know that he himself is NOT going to run for chairman of the entire state party.

Oh no! PLEASE RUN….said nobody at all. As if ANYONE would let this bozo run an entire state organization handling millions of dollars. He still lives with his mom, for fuck sake!

I’m not going to run for Governor or President either! I promise!

He’s got “other things in mind” wink wink. Other things like running for Ag Commissioner late next year and getting publicly beaten like a rented mule for the fourth straight time.

[Notice that the Tim Walz camo fag hat is already in the trash can and he’s back to the Texas Farmer’s Union fag hat. Good move, buddy!]

If You Tire Of Posts Bashing Clayton Tucker and Other Shitlibs, This Is Not The Week To Read Here.

Yeah, I’m not even close to done taking shits on the commies yet. I keep thinking about how we came THIS/CLOSE(the bullet to Trump’s head) to the death of our republic. I don’t know if we’re in some kind of computer simulation and they are fucking with us, or we are in another dimension where the luckiest shit happens, but I’ll take it. I’m going to keep celebrating our good fortune.

This must have been what it felt like when WWII ended and everybody went out and partied and fucked each other and we ended up with the Baby Boom. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a Trump Baby Boom next fall. Not for Clayton Tucker, of course. But for normal, well-adjusted heterosexual couples.

Apparently some old fossil who ran the Texas Democrat Party has resigned and all the commies are in a tizzy about who to elect next. Naturally, Comrade Clayton’s “Texas Progressive Caucus” thinks they should have a say. LOL. He’s all mad about how the shitlibs got absolutely massacred a few days ago and is blaming it on the “fat cats” at the top taking all the money and not really doing anything to promote victory.

Apparently their 72-year-old fossil Chairman doesn’t even know how to use Twitter….

Of course, Comrade Clayton the sucker literally JUST WROTE a check to the Texas Democratic Party recently! He was swindled for $663, as his disclosures show. His Bluebonnet PAC also gave $1,500 to Jennifer Lee, who was running in House District 55. Lee got her ass kicked by Hillary Hickland 58% to 42%. LOL. Truly, Clayton Tucker is a mover and a shaker and a kingmaker in the Texas Democrat Party! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Hold on while I add “Jennifer Lee” to the long list of candidates that Comrade Clayton has mushed by rooting for them or donating money to them. Ok…done]

You see, Comrade Clayton ACTUALLY BELIEVES in all this “we are all equal” shit, so he was completely blindsided when the Fat Cats at the top took a ton of money from suckers like Comrade Clayton and only helped themselves, and not the “little people.” If Comrade Clayton knew his history, he’d know that is EXACTLY how every communist and socialist revolution turns out. The small group of scumbags at the top live like kings, while “the people” live ‘equally’ in squalor. It has literally happened every time. But Comrade Clayton stupidly thinks that HE will be part of the inner circle! LOL. What a maroon!

Anyways, he is VERY MAD about how badly the shitlibs did on Tuesday. So mad, in fact, that he posted a poll for everyone to take and tell him if they should raise a LOT of hell over the loss or just A LITTLE hell. As you can see, the poll was a roaring success and shows the massive power of Comrade Clayton’s “Progressive Caucus”…he got FIVE whole votes over the last two days!!

FIVE VOTES! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So the vote was 3 to 2? But posting it as “60%” sounds SO much better. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Boy, they are going to REALLY raise hell, those five dorks. I can also guarantee you that one of those five votes is Comrade Clayton himself. I bet when he saw he only had like three votes registered and nobody gave a shit about his stupid poll or his “caucus” he yelled downstairs Wednesday night to his mom and told her to vote, too. “Mom! You need to get online and vote to raise a lot of hell! Mom? You there??”

Poor Terry Tucker. I see her at the gym a lot and she just looks defeated. Like any mom who still had her loser son living with her at age 34 and badgered her to vote in his retarded on-line polls.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fucking LOSER!!

Up next: a definitive list of all the candidates Comrade Clayton has mushed over the last 5 years.

These Are The Dorks Who Blew a BILLION Dollars, Went $20 Million Into Debt And Got Their Ass Kicked.

Kamala spent $1 billion and ended up $20 million in debt all so she could hire these social rejects to run and manage her social media operation.

It was thoroughly enjoyable stuffing these dorks in a locker at the bargain price of FREE.

The Un-fuckables

I can’t be the only one noticing this: everywhere I go, people just seem happier. There’s hope and joy in their faces that wasn’t there the last 4 years. They’re breathing a sigh of relief because they know everything is going to be alright.

Socialist Clown Has Accomplished Exactly ZERO Over Last Three Years.

Here is local socialist bodaggit Clayton Tucker bragging three years ago in the Dispatch about how “we ain’t scared of no one” and “we’re gonna chip away at that red wall in rural Texas!

That was in November 2021, when Mike Collier came to town. Who’s Mike Collier? Exactly. Just another past failed candidate that Comrade Clayton glommed onto and doomed with his powers of mush.

Jesus Christ what a motley crew.

So what has Comrade Clayton accomplished in the last three years since his bold proclamations? The hundreds of Zoom calls, the dozens of trips to tiny towns three hours away to meet 6 old ladies and babble about socialism like an annoying Amway salesman? The useless trips to Seattle and San Francisco and Washington D.C.? The “virtual rallies” and other ridiculous nonsense?

Let’s look at the papers today and see how Comrade Clayton has changed the world:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Whoops.

How about Lampasas county? The very county where Comrade Clayton lives in his mom’s upstairs bedroom and is without gainful employment? Well, nothing has changed there either! In fact, things got “worse” from Comrade Clayton’s point of view.

2016 results: Trump got 78% of the vote.

2024 results: Trump got 80% of the vote.

Oh dear. So much for “chipping away at the red wall” – you haven’t chipped away shit, you clown. In fact, the wall looks stronger than ever. The only thing being chipped away is your very life as you waste it on gay shit like this. Most 34-year-olds have a career, a wife and kids by now.

You have nothing. No accomplishments. No job. No girl. No house or property of your own. No life. Just masturbatory fantasies of a socialist country that will NEVER happen now.

Let’s look at something else Comrade Clayton posted almost FOUR years ago!!

Hashtag Dorks Of Lampasas! Hashtag SuperFag!

This was after the protests on Jan 6, 2021 – when people were rightfully upset that the Marxist scum in this country abused the mail-in voting system and used unprotected drop boxes to steal an election. Comrade Clayton actually called Ted Cruz a seditionist and President Trump a “domestic terrorist.” Comrade Clayton did this in his official capacity as an “employee” of Our Revolution Texas – a Marxist Bernie Sanders offshoot organization.

Today? Our Revolution is long gone and defunct, Comrade Clayton lost his “job” there as a communist agitator, Ted Cruz was just re-elected by a huge margin, and Trump is president again. I bet that stings a lot, doesn’t it Comrade Clayton?? To watch the last four years of your life be revealed as a 100% and total waste of time. Every single thing you did – the dumb rallies, the Zoom calls, the thousands of Twitter posts, all your stupid non-profits and social media bullshit….all for NOTHING. NOTHING!!!!!!

Actually, it’s even WORSE than that: you went BACKWARDS! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Douchebag.

Does Comrade Clayton maybe take time for some introspection? Does he maybe consider that people largely reject socialism, Marxism and woke horseshit and maybe THAT is why you keep losing?

Hell no! He’s ready to double down again!!

There is Comrade Clayton taking a shit on Colin Allred: the VERY SAME ASSHOLE he was just making “campaign commercials” for about 10 days ago. LOL.

Derp derp!

Comrade Clayton and fellow shitlib dummy Meebs Aslam have concluded that they need to go MORE left to win! What these two morons are clearly forgetting is that the Democrats HAD A PRIMARY to pick their senatorial candidate. They DID put forward a far-left idiot and his name was Roland Gutierrez. The dummycrats had their chance to select a far-left socialist, and guess what? He got destroyed in the primary by a 4-1 margin.

Roland Gutierrez – Endorsed By Socialist Gutter Rat Clayton Tucker – Destroyed In Primary By 4-1 Margin.

THAT is your answer, you tone-deaf imbeciles. NOBODY wants your brand of horseshit. Maybe you two idiots should just both move to Cuba or Venezuela next week and save yourselves a lot of trouble. Seriously, why don’t you two shitheads just pick up and move to California or Illinois or New York NEXT WEEK and get the fuck outta here with that commie crap??

Fuck you both.

MEGA MAGA LANDSLIDE :

Gains in 49 states + D.C.

Biggest party swing since 1992

Best Republican showing in 20 years with 18-29 year-olds; 48 years with Black voters; 52+ years with Hispanics

Best popular vote for House Republicans in presidential year since 1928

Swann Tried to Be Boss Hogg – Ends Up Sacrificial Lamb

Remember this parade float?

I’ve written about her a few times then promptly forgot about her. We all knew she never had a chance. Even Comrade Clayton’s commie caucus refused to endorse her, lol.

Anyways, as I was checking results for Texas House districts today I saw her name and laughed. I had totally forgotten she was even in a race.

Anyways – Spiller kicked the shit out of her by 74 points. The end.

I imagine this “college professor” is also in tears over the Trump win. What a shame.

Once Trump Breaks You Over His Knee, You Are Finished. Forever.

The thing about losing to Trump is that whoever does so never recovers.

That person is forever known as a political cadaver, never to be taken seriously by anyone except a niche group paid to validate the opinions of a loser.

This happened to Hillary, Biden, Jeb Bush, and Liz Cheney.

Permanently broken.

Likewise, Kamala was also sacrificed by a party machine eager to get rid of her. They knew this would be her fate. It’s both tragic and joy-inducing.

Speaking of breaking things, it appears that Christine Seefeldt is getting closer to a complete brain shatter. She is posting more and more frequently with wildly different sentiments – like a schizophrenia patient. One minute she’s lashing out then an hour later she is pretending to be serene and calm and taking the high road. LOL. Poor thing. Her tiny brain is going to follow Carol Garner Doughty’s tiny brain into the abyss. So sad.

Nah, my daughter and my home will be fine, because I’m not a fucking loser and moron.