So Brave!!

I couldn’t help but notice how many “I stand with Ukraine” crones, assorted pussies and fat libslobs there are who are bravely willing to fight to the very last Ukrainian from the comfort of their sofas.

Clayton Tucker’s mom’s garage where he lives.
No, Zelensky suspended elections. He is a dictator – not a “democratically elected” leader, you clown.

One day mental health professionals and historians will study how a third rate swindling comedian from Eastern Europe known for playing the piano with his penis and jiggling his ass while wearing stilettos was able to create a global cult following of morons eager to be his financially submissive slaves.

If only Democrats had a plan for Ukraine beyond sending check after check after check. For once, I’d like a shitlib to explain exactly how Ukraine can win this war.

The reality in Ukraine (which gets you shouted down for admitting) remains that there is no path to total defeat of Russia. You can send Ukraine another $500 billion and it won’t change that because you can’t buy manpower. A million Ukrainian men have been killed. They are sending kids and the mentally retarded to the front lines to be killed within hours. You lost. Accept it and get to the table ASAP.

It’s just like Comrade Clayton’s “let’s use wind to power the country” problem: you can have 10 million pinwheels but if the wind isn’t blowing you STILL get ZERO power.

Still Winning.

No, you’re more imagining it. Democrats are angrier and more unhinged than ever, and here’s five reasons why:

1. They have no executive or legislative power.

2. Their lawfare is a dead end. Even the most lukewarm fence-sitter on the court, John Roberts, wont tolerate judicial activist nonsense.

3. Low IQ individuals like Jasmine Crockett, David Hogg, and Maxine Waters have snuffed out any strong contenders sitting on their bench.

4. People love DOGE, especially when there’s a financial incentive behind discovering fraud. They’re seeing people power in action. Across this nation “Joe Citizen” with a smart phone and an X account is bringing egregious cases of fraud and abuse to light, and finding that government is finally responsive.

5. Even their most conniving career bureaucrats are being outsmarted by a group of young patriots led by Big Balls, with a mission to rescue their country.

Detective Fitzharris Thinks She Has Uncovered Sinister Human Trafficking Operation That The Real Cops Are Clueless About!

Truly, Potato Head Fitzharris is a treasure to the town of Lampasas. From donating $31 to Christmas fundraisers to solving the intractable water problem to saving us all with cloth masks against a cold virus and now to busting up human trafficking rings!!

[“I suspect this will be the case here” – yeah, because your predictions are always SO spot on. LOL. Remember the “expert knowledge” you dispensed after the Boston Marathon bombing, you idiot? I do.]

Looks like one of those “Missing <45 minutes later> found” things I see all the time on FB where the kid was at his girlfriend’s house trying to get some poonanie or maybe smoking weed in a vacant lot or something.

But that doesn’t fool Detective Potato Head! No sir. She is aware of FOUR missing kids in two years! Does that count this kid who was missing for like 150 minutes? I bet it does. So call it three kids, in reality.

There are 3,677 kids at Lake Travis High School and they have 180 school days per year – or roughly 1.3 MILLION student trips from home to school every day. It’s 2.6 million if you count the trip back home every day.

And you’re saying THREE kids have “gone missing”? Mind you, these aren’t “kids” either, they are young adults with driver’s licenses and raging hormones and shit. They tend to run off and do stupid things all by themselves.

Those are actually pretty good odds. What’s that, like 850,000 to one odds of going missing?? I think the odds of dying in a car crash are WAY lower.

In fact, when I Googled “Lake Travis missing students” the search result admitted “There is not much information about a missing student at Lake Travis High School” and then there was ONE result in the list from way back in 2016. LOL. Sounds like a real epidemic!!

How do you know “two of the four were human trafficked”? Because you say so? Of course, your buddy Joe Biden threw the borders open and let in about 9 million scumbags, so ACTUALLY any “surge in human trafficking” is indirectly your fault, potato head!

Oh, and you also wanted to “defund the police” four or five years ago when you fell for the BLM hoax. So that’s strike TWO for you, dummy. Open the borders and cut the police, lol. Sounds like a real great solution for reducing human trafficking.

You mook.

FURTHERMORE, what kind of “human trafficker” would try to grab high school males, you retard? That’s like the LAST target a smart trafficker would go for because (1) no end-demand for them and (2) can fight back way better than a 10-year-old girl. It’s the same reason muggers target old ladies and girls instead of huge, hulking stallions like myself. They might be scumbags but they aren’t stupid. Targeting a 15-year-old male (or me) could easily get you a broken jaw during the struggle. Not worth it.

Potato Head probably didn’t think of that angle because her oldest son, Julian (the communist and authoritarian forced Covid masker) has the physique of a malnourished Ethiopian female.

Once again, just like during Covid and masking, Potato Head is making a mountain out of a molehill.

Five Years Later….

There was a year or more when assholes like this were considered “the good guys.” These views were praised and repeated, carried in newspapers and shrilled on TV. Those putting them forth did so with pride and purpose. They were sure they were on the team of goodness and light.

Today this is obviously grotesque and only a tiny handful of the most brainwashed morons are still on board. Masks, covid vaxx, dodgy covid treatments, eschewing treatments that actually worked, lockdowns, closures, that which was a definite and strident orthodoxy, it’s all gone.

The world woke up and the folks who wanted to just proclaim “mistakes were made, let’s let bygones be bygones and forget the whole thing” are not getting much in the way of traction.

Lots of people want to forget, but a lot of people want to remember too.

This is not going away.

There is quite a lot still to be revealed and accepted by the normies

People now mostly know the virus came from a lab.

  • they do not realize that NIH paid for it.
  • they do not know that the mRNA “vaccines” used NIH technology and that NIH staffers were paid direct royalties that they had no requirement to disclose.
  • the fact that the drugs that were shipped were not the same ones in the trials is not known by most.
  • the fact that “long covid” is mostly vaccine injury is not known by most
  • most still think “the vaccine helped” and are in for a nasty rugpull as the facts emerge

This is all coming soon.

The panic is starting.

This yale “study” was damage control.

This was a trial balloon to try to make the issue look small and limited. It’s not. This was a back-fire set to try to save their house.

It was a setup for narratives like this.

This is going to be the fairy tale the politicians and media leaders who pushed the mRNA “vaxx” will need to keep telling themselves.

“It worked. It saved lives.”

It didn’t. It killed people wholesale and made a pandemic worse.  It bent curves the wrong way and was associated with persistent upticks in all cause mortality all over the world and all cause death was higher in the vaxxed.

Actual covid deaths rose post vaccine.

They are going to keep telling this lie because they have to. They have to not because they’re being paid or forced (though perhaps they are) but rather because if they admitted the truth, it would end them.

Imagine you shilled for a shitty drug that caused megadeaths. Could you handle that about yourself? You’re Pol Pot. You’re Jim Jones. How you feeling? Not so good, eh?

Well, Well, Well….

I’m shocked, I tells ya.

This is right up there with OJ Simpson’s “If I Did It” confessional.

Yeah, we all knew as early as 2020, you fucks. The only people who DIDN’T know were brain-dead, shitlib retards like Stephanie “It’s a Stutter” Fitzharris and Carol “Slow Reaction Time” Doughty – along with a few million other cat ladies and fat losers like Bruce Haywood.

Anyone who publicly yammered about how Biden was “sharp as a tack” and “just has a stutter” should be banned from voting ever again. I think that’s pretty fair. Because it shows you are completely retarded and cannot process reality, and should therefore have ZERO say in who gets elected to rule over us. I would hazard a guess that 80% of people who fell for “Biden is fine” are middle-aged shitlib women like this.

Here is Potato Head Fitzharris swooning over a dementia patient after the Deep State stole the 2020 election:

I suggest Potato Head go buy the new book on May 20th and try to understand just a little bit what a true moron you are for falling for this.

Socialist Worm JT Beebe Makes Up Total Bullshit Anecdote. Spews Racist Stereotypes. Shows What A Twatwaffle He Really Is.

I’ve always admired actors who can make the audience HATE them with every fiber of their being, like that kid who played Prince Joffrey on Game of Thrones.

And then there are guys out there like this manbun clownhorn who don’t even have to try. It’s just who they are.

“We got shit to do, man! Like wear a cloth mask and put gay Ukraine flags in our bios! Hard core!!”

JT Beebe is the “IT Specialist” manbun dummy who blamed his own shortcomings in setting up an Internet hotspot on “decades of Republican rule” a few weeks ago:

He sits on the board of Comrade Clayton’s socialist caucus, with a few other dinks and leptons.

Anyways, he wants us all to know that (1) he’s a spewer of racial stereotypes and (2) just fine with rampant lawbreaking. He thinks it makes him a “non-shit human” to let criminals run around Texas having their way breaking laws and destroying shit. Of course, I don’t believe a word of this entire story. It smells like a typical liberal fairy tale made up while rubberbanding his hair up into a manbun one morning while fantasizing about being a Superior Person:

So much to unpack here….

#1 – if someone love-tapped me in my 11-year-old beater of a truck, I would adhere to the man code: I’d get out, rub my chin while faking deep thought and assessment of the damage, and say “doesn’t look bad, fuck it man I’ve already got about 150 dents in this thing” and be done with it. Probably because I was leaving the bar with a few drinks in me and didn’t want any trouble anyways. I sure wouldn’t go home and write a huge story about it for social media like a fag.

#2 – anyone who refers to their vehicle as “The Betty” is an automatic douchebag.

#3 – this asshole just ASSUMES the “Hispanic man” had no insurance! Talk about a racist stereotype. “I’m SURE he had no insurance!” because he’s Hispanic!

#4 – “he thanked me greatly” after showing so much “fear” on is face – this is the savior complex ALL shitlibs have towards minorities. White shitlib women and manbun dorks all think minorities are rescue dogs and need their help to get through life. It’s how they stroke their own frail egos. THAT and writing totally made-up bullshit stories on social media like this one.

#5 – all this story tells me is that Man Bun Beebe is fine with people breaking our laws by jumping the border and also breaking laws by driving without insurance. I hope the NEXT time he encounters an illegal, it’s more than a love tap on his vehicle. Like maybe his wife gets carjacked and raped. See how he likes that. He’d probably sit there and watch it and then thank the guy afterwards, because that’s what White Dudes For Harris do.

That would be the twat wife who is a Covidiot vaxtard and wanted people forced into taking a poison shot a few years ago:

You’re a “stupid fucking fuck” if you didn’t want the federal government forcing untested mrna shitpoison into your arm. Because that’s what “rebels” and “the resistance” does: they bend over and lick the boots of the feds like total pussies.

I hope she’s enjoying her turbo cancer and myocarditis.

Hopefully the next time these two dipshidiots run into an illegal, it will go differently, and they won’t be around anymore to write stories on their social media accounts….

Far-Left Radical California Scumbag Congressman Eric Swalwell About To Be Destroyed.

One of the biggest pricks on the planet is about to get humiliated and destroyed.

You’ll recall Swalwell (who is married) slept with a Chinese spy named Fang Fang, yet nothing ever came of that.

Then there was the time he said he’d drop a nuclear bomb on gun owners.

Well, he’s about to get utterly decimated. I told you: under Trump, EVERY DAY is Christmas!!!

From Nick Sortor:

EXCLUSIVE: Eric Swalwell PANICS when I ask about his Chinese spy girlfriend Fang Fang, and whether that’s a bigger “national security threat” than Elon Musk.

I sat next to a drunk Swalwell at dinner for 90 minutes. He was IMMEDIATELY compromised by a group of lobbyists he’d JUST MET, spilling intimate details about his job and asking for HELP CHEATING ON HIS WIFE. MASSIVE national security threat.

This guy should have his clearances revoked. Swalwell spent his dinner bragging about “ORGIES” on Capitol Hill, telling them he’s bored of his wife and “only wants to fuck tens.”

Worse, he spoke about ABUSING his power on the House Intel Committee (which he’s since been booted off of), saying he pushed to SUBPOENA Ivanka Trump because she’s “hot as fuck.”

THIS GUY MUST BE REMOVED FROM THE HOMELAND SECURITY COMMITTEE. He CANNOT keep his freaking mouth shut.

After I began questioning him, Swalwell jumped back into the group of lobbyists to hide from me, but I pressed on. Dude looked absolutely TERRIFIED and 100% guilty. He knows he’s been caught. More to come later. I have about an hour and a half of audio to go through

Bongino Ready To Go On The Warpath. I Approve Of This Message.

There are two foundational pillars that hold American communism up:

1. Forcing taxpayers to fund their activism.

2. Educating your children.

Both of those pillars are under attack right now.

The despair you’re seeing from the communists is because their religion is coming apart. Imagine watching barbarians dismantle your church. That’s how communists feel watching the taxpayer gravy train come to an end.

Keep going. More. Faster.

Of All The Awesome Stuff That Has Happened Since Jan 20th, Watching Joy Reid Cry Over Getting Fired Might Be The Best.

Every single day is Christmas under Trump. Yesterday and today were no exception.

Yesterday we found out Dan Bongino will be Deputy Director of the FBI. This made libs heads explode and may very well lead to some criminal charges against Hillary Clinton, among others.

Today we got to see Joy Reid bawl like a baby after being canned. The best part is she really had NO idea this was coming! Talk about living in a fantasy land! LOL.

“My show had value! Whaaaah!” BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jen Rubin – out.

Chuck Todd – out.

Alex Wagner – out.

Joy Reid – out.

Lester Holt – out.

Jim Acosta – out.

It’s Trump’s world, and these poor bitches are living in it.

The pendulum has swung back to the direction of sanity, common sense, justice and awesomeness. Left wing retards and nerds are just getting run over and destroyed left and right.

Many of them STILL don’t understand that the world has changed. They are standing there picking up seashells while a 50-foot tsunami of righteous rage is about to pound them into the sand under 800 tons of salt water and bury them forever: