It was bound to happen. It doesn’t matter how insane the policy is, if it is the OPPOSITE of something Trump is trying to do, then shitlibs are all for it. Whether that means men dressed as women beating the shit out of a real girl in high school sports, keying any Tesla they see after worshipping them just a year ago, or demanding an illegal, wife-beating scumbag be brought back into the U.S.
No matter how retarded the policy, Crazy Cunt Carol is for it. I mean AUNT Carol. Sorry.
Women signal their value by how much their opinions match the female collective. Add four years of intense brainwashing, in and out of the classroom, and there you go.
Men signal their value by their immunity to groupthink and brainwashing.
Beta males like Clayton Tucker just try to match the opinion of women.
I’d love nothing more than to have that Garcia fuck imported right back into Crazy Cunt Carol’s house (located in 98.57% white Lenox MA) for a few months and have him beat the ever-loving shit out of her like he did his own wife a few times. Her husband Jeff would probably thank him profusely and then suck his cock. Because that’s what shitlib beta cucks who look like Stephen Hawking do.
Exhibit A: totally insane shitlib and beta male cuck want more illegal gangbangers in the U.S.
It’s a shame Crazy Cunt Carol blocked me, because I would LOVE to see how they dealt with getting rid of their overpriced electric Tesla fagmobile that they just LOVED last year.
I’m 100% certain that they followed the shitlib hivemind and got rid of it. Of course, someone else is driving it, so nothing was solved except Jeffcuck took a bath on the transaction. LOL. Stupid assholes.
This was a big issue many years ago and is now pretty much solved by Nextlink and Starlink and other free-market satellite-based companies, but Comrade Clayton (always fighting a battle from 5 years ago that is already won by the free market) is apparently unaware of Nextlink and Starlink. Either that, or his hatred of Elon Musk precludes him from seeing this very simple solution.
His latest puddle of word diarrhea is filled with the usual lies, hyperbole, omissions and downright bullshit. Let’s tear it apart, shall we? Then I’ll instruct Comrade Clayton on how to get great Internet so he can stop crying like a pussy over this once and for all.
Comrade Clayton starts off with a bullshit story about a 911 call from “several years ago” and throws in the word “ain’t” one time to PROVE to you he’s just a southern-fried rube with cotton-picking grandparents.
Jebediah Clampett Tucker – the squirrel eater. Circa 1800
He likes to paint himself as a “rural dude” and “rancher,” but he is neither. He grew up in Georgetown and only came to Lampasas in 2016 after failing at life because he needed to live in mom’s house.
So there is plenty of coverage. If some dumb fuck hits a fiber line with a backhoe, that is not the GOP’s fault. That is just life, brother. Shit happens and you roll with it. Unless, of course, you are an only child and momma’s boy who still lives at home and has never faced any hardships in your entire life. Then you lose your shit and go upstairs to tweet demands for free shit all day long.
If you own a BIG BUSINESS (Clayton does not) where uninterrupted Internet is VITAL to your bottom line, you are free to pay a little more for Starlink and get very reliable speeds of about 100 mbs. There is absolutely NOTHING stopping anyone from doing that, thanks to a guy Clayton has deluded himself into thinking is Hitler. But his delusions are his own problem, not ours OR the GOPs. So again….fuck off if you’re boycotting Starlink. You have only yourself to blame for your own stupidity and delusions.
You see, a pussy immediately cries for “big government” to give him “free stuff” to fix everything and powder his ass and put a clean diaper back on for him. A real man finds a solution himself.
(Or maybe just move on back to the “big city” of Georgetown, you silly twat. Oh right: mom doesn’t have a house there for you to live in anymore. My bad.)
So, I looked at alternatives! The free market and capitalism have provided many. Nextlink refused to let me use a mast I already have on my house for a cell signal booster and they wanted to mount a tripod and dish on my roof. Fuck that. I never let ANYONE put holes in my roof for anything. Just a hang-up I have. I also didn’t want to shell out $500 or $600 for Starlink startup costs.
I ultimately settled on a half-assed jerry rig with an AT&T hockey puck thing. I have no clue how it works, nor do I care. I pay $90 per month and get great speeds – here is today’s speed measurement….
Enough for our family to use whatever devices we want simultaneously. End of story. If I had a BUSINESS and Internet was EXTREMELY important, I’d have shelled out the $$$ for Starlink. New end of story.
But those solutions require you to open your wallet and put in some effort. Piece of shit socialists like Clayton Tucker refuse to do either of those, so he’s left throwing tantrums like an infant for “free stuff” from Daddy Big Gov, like a 22-year-old single welfare mom.
Comrade Clayton uses very old data to “prove” his points while ALSO moving the goal posts from “internet access” to “access at ADEQUATE SPEEDS“! OH! So what constitutes “adequate,” you disingenuous clown??
“Just there for the photo op?” You mean like this?
Yes, Starlink is generally considered very easy to set up, requiring minimal technical expertise. The process involves finding a clear view of the sky, plugging in the dish, connecting to the Starlink app, and allowing the dish to find satellites.
Here’s a more detailed breakdown:
1. Finding a Clear View: Use the Starlink app’s “Check for Obstructions” tool to identify a location with an unobstructed view of the sky. 2. Mounting the Dish: Starlink kits come with a kickstand for ground placement, or you can opt for roof or pole mounts. 3. Plugging In: Connect the dish to a power source and plug in the cable. 4. Connecting to the App: Use the Starlink app to guide you through the setup process. 5. Auto-Alignment: The Starlink dish automatically aligns itself to connect with satellites.
6. Setting Up Wi-Fi: Use the app to name your Wi-Fi network and set a password. 7. Initial Delay: Allow a few minutes for the dish to connect and the software to download updates. 8. Potential Initial Slowdown: Be aware that speeds might be slower for the first 12 hours as the system optimizes its connection.
Surely, a super-smart college-educated socialist can manage this? The $500 initial fee shouldn’t be a problem either since you are out there buying brand-new 2025 fagmobiles with no problem whatsoever.
You’re welcome. Now please stfu about the Internet and find something useful to do, you useless turd.
Even at a cost of $0.00, The Radiogram is wildly overpriced. I think I’ve told my story before of when I first moved to Lampasas 14 years ago and saw my first Radiogram in a bar – probably The Lucky Ranch. Remember that dive?
I remember how I laughed and laughed at the ridiculous misspellings, bad grammar and shitlib content. How I used to make corrections with a red pen and drop it off at the radio station to ridicule whoever the editor was. How I was shocked to find any shitlibs at all out in rural central Texas. Of course, now we have horrible situations like THREE generations of shitlibs infesting the town from Ohio, California and Oregon, but that’s another story.
Rhonda Witcher never disappoints with the shitlib lies and idiocy, even when he’s just copying and pasting Scripps propaganda:
First of all, if you apply dye to Easter eggs you are DYEING them, you mook. THREE TIMES they used the wrong word! DYING means the life is draining out of you, as in “the old, mentally handicapped radio station owner lay DYING in the hospital after accidentally perforating his rectum with a cucumber.”
Secondly, Rhonda makes sure to throw in the false shitlib nonsense about “RECORD-HIGH EGG PRICES!!” Here is a photo from HEB yesterday.
I’m no super-smart former college professor like Rhonda, but even I know that $4.36 is about 30% cheaper than the bullshit number of $6.23 he printed in his bird cage liner.
They are even cheaper locally from guys like me who can sell for $3 a dozen.
Another jog down memory lane….ten years ago today in the Lampasas Dispatch. As a reminder, the corpse repository ‘business park’ still sits there an empty weed patch:
“Mrs. Monroe noted the Lampasas Economic Development Corp. is working with the business park south of town on U.S. Highway 183, and she said she hopes the site will attract good employers to Lampasas. [Council member TJ Monroe] –April 14, 2015
It has, in fact, attracted ZERO employers…good OR bad. The bill for that boondoggle is in the millions of dollars. It still looks like a useless weed patch and is nowhere NEAR ready.
In a 1998 experiment, 257 participants were asked what they would prefer in a theoretical world when comparing yourself with others, and were asked to choose between two options you would rather have.
One example is around how much salary you would prefer to earn, knowing what others in your organisation would earn. I’m going to adjust these number for inflation….
A: Your current yearly income is $100,000; others earn $50,000
B: Your current yearly income is $200,000; others earn $400,000
In both cases, the value of the money is the same. There are no inflation effects.
If you think of the two options in a logical way, the obviously correct answer is to choose option B. In B, you earn twice as much as in A ($200,000 compared to only $100,000).
What other people earn has nothing to do with what you can spend your money on. So even if someone else is earning $400,000, in that case you are still earning $200,000, twice as much as $100,000.
Yet that is not what people did.
The results: approximately 50% of the participants chose option A.
This means they would rather live in a world where they earned half of what they could, as long as they were earning more than other people
Clayton Tucker is most DEFINITELY in the half that would shoot themselves in the foot and earn FAR LESS if it meant he was better off relative to others.
This is so foreign to me, I couldn’t believe it was true. But it is.
When billionaires get to keep more of THEIR earnings (earned by taking risk and working hard, presumably – not the twats like Al Gore, Joe Biden, and Obama who are government grifters) other people aren’t “paying for” that. It’s the billionaire’s money to begin with…not yours.
When I was in my early 20s, I had a certain goal in my head I wanted to reach for my net worth. I knew as soon as I reached it, I was quitting work and getting the fuck out of the Chicago winters and spending the rest of my life doing whatever I wanted. I wanted to do all my bucket list stuff before I was old and decrepit. I wanted to hang glide and bungee jump in New Zealand. I wanted to dive the Great Barrier Reed. I wanted to go on safari to Tanzania and kayak with penguins in Antarctica.
They tie a rope onto you in case you have a heart attack when you hit the freezing water. No joke. There is a crazy Russian in a Zodiac taking the picture and ready to fish you out of the water if that happens.
Best fucking trip ever. Got blasted on vodka with Yuri and the other Russian crew members after this.
I didn’t want to risk waiting until I was 65 and possibly dead or disabled. It’s one of the reasons I worked three jobs, had three roommates, drove the same Honda Accord for 13 years, didn’t buy fancy clothes or designer sunglasses, didn’t have 5 kids I couldn’t afford, rarely took a vacation and saved about 90% of what I made while investing the rest. I drank Miller Lite and ate spaghetti and ramen for many, many years. I was working towards a goal, single-mindedly.
Almost everyone else I worked with stayed working another 15 or 20 years and they are probably worth five times what I am. Guess what? I don’t give a single shit. It doesn’t affect my life one bit if my former co-worker is worth $3 million or $30 million or $300 million. Good for them. I know I have it pretty good and I’m happy where I am.
My younger brother is wildly successful. He gets flown around in helicopters and owns a bunch of businesses he started all by himself. I’m sure he’s worth a hell of a lot more than me. Again, I don’t give two shits. I’d love it if the government taxed him even less so he can keep more of what HE earned.
The less money going to the federal government to waste, the better. Probably 85% of what they spend is wasted. Fuck them.
They’d probably be even MORE generous if the government didn’t rape them financially every chance they got.
So my suggestion to Comrade Clayton is to let go of your never-ending envy and jealousy. Stop worrying about everyone else and concentrate on your OWN life, which is currently an embarrassing shambles. Maybe set a goal of moving our of your mother’s house and getting a real job. Set another goal of moving up the ladder at work. This way, you won’t have all this free time to sit in your room and stew about what others have.
Being generous with other people’s money (socialism) isn’t generosity at all. It’s being a cunt. Getting online and demanding non-stop that OTHER people cough up dough at government gunpoint (IRS) for your pet projects is pure selfishness.
P.S. – notice how it’s BILLIONAIRES they vilify now? Not too long ago, it was millionaires. But now that Al Gore is worth $300 million from climate hoax grifting, the Clintons are worth over $120 million from all of their foundation grifting and theft, and Pelosi is worth around $200 million from all her insider trading, they have to say BILLIONARIES to exclude all the shitlib grifters.
Notice we were in danger of the “oligarchy” back when Clinton was president in 1993, 1994, 1995 and also when Black Jesus was president in 2012, 2014 and 2015. Oops.
Amazing. Today’s idiot kids think they are the first ones to ever hear this bullshit and nonsense. If they did ANY tiny bit of research (incredibly easy with today’s technology) they’d see that these same scams have been run over and over again. They are truly useful idiots.
I was out of town for a bit and finally got around to reading the Dispatch article on the recent City council candidate forum. I’ll leave my other thoughts for another time but I cannot BELIEVE the topic of a civic center was even on the table.
After the Hostess House bungling, the Business Pork money wasting, the Old City council remodel disaster, and all the empty buildings here in town, anyone who even SUGGESTS that Lampasas needs a civic center is a complete and utter moron who is unfit for office.
Let me direct you to some research I did almost SIX YEARS ago on the topic. I found a city similar to ours (6,300 people) who had made the disastrous decision to build a civic center back in the 1980s.
Six years ago, the budget numbers were revenues of $15,000 and expenses of $101,000 –for an operating loss of $86,000 dollars per year.
I just went and checked the LATEST budget numbers (pages 10 and 32) and NOW, the cost to run the civic center is $172,650! The are budgeting revenue from rental (page 10 under C/C rental fees) of $41,668.
So NOW they are losing about $132,000. Sounds like a fantastic idea.
That’s not even considering the astronomical cost to build the thing in the first place. We are talking probably $10 or $12 million by now. Then by the time the city got done fucking it all up, it would be more like $20 million with an AC unit that breaks down after 4.5 years.
Look at the Hostess House! They managed to blow over $2 million for a building that was ALREADY THERE!
No, no, no. Forget about any civic centers. Forever. Bury that turd and stop bringing it up.
