Working Every Day To Keep Scumbag Socialist Clayton Tucker OUT Of Office
As much as I enjoy bashing a filthy socialist scumbag like Clayton Tucker (who is now running for Texas Ag Commissioner) there are times I truly feel sorry for ‘him.’ I can hear the pain in ‘his’ writing and it’s hard to not have a little sympathy for the mess he’s gotten himself into.
Like this, for instance…
I mean, you have to feel just a little bit of empathy. So sad.
Just a month or so ago, far-left elitist cuntsnob Carol Garner Doughty was posting on social media how a “Maryland dad” and wife-beating gangbanger (and human trafficker) was unjustly deported and we should bring the poor guy ‘home’ and apologize.
Now that ICE is trying to take out trash like this and LA is burning, the elitist snob from 99% white Lennox MassiveTwoShits is sitting in her gilded, lily-white gated country club and blabbering about her favorite mansion!
Be more disconnected from reality…you can’t. What an absolute, unmitigated TWAT. Always pushing retarded policies like importing third-world criminals that will never affect her in a million years while she eats her Whole Foods truffles and opines over mansions. What an unbelievable shit stain she is.
On this day, June 10, 1752 was Ben Franklin’s famous kite experiment.
“That stormy night, Ben Franklin and his son William stood under a shed in a field outside Philadelphia and launched the kite. Franklin believed the wire on the kite would attract electricity from the storm, then conduct it down the wet hemp string. He made sure the silk cord at the end stayed dry, so that it would act as an insulator.
As the scientist Joseph Priestly wrote, “Dr. Franklin, astonishing as it must have appeared, contrived actually to bring lightning from the heavens, by means of an electrical kite, which he raised when a storm of thunder was perceived to be coming on.”
With the kite dancing amid the thunderclouds, Franklin noticed the loose threads on the hemp string were standing erect. He moved his hand near the key got the shocking result he had hoped for. Franklin’s Leyden jar, in Priestly’s words “collected electric fire very copiously.”
This experiment would lead to the invention of lightning rods the following year.
Well, the worst-kept secret ever (one I figured out a year ago) is now apparently out of the bag:
Classic. The news gets out by accident when some old shitlib who looks like this…..
…inadvertently blabs it on his crappy BlueSky account. Too perfect. That sums up how the entire “campaign” will go for Comrade Clayton, too: a disaster wrapped up in a giant clusterfuck.
I was all over this move like Clayton is all over Beto O’Rourke’s cock:
More Evidence Socialist Fake Rancher Will Be Running For Ag Commissioner In 2025/2026
THIS is what I have been waiting for. THIS is why I have documented all his lies and bullshit and socialist nonsense for the last five years. So I can ruin Clayton’s run for statewide office and help hand him his FOURTH straight defeat. I cannot WAIT to hand over this treasure trove of Clayton’s lies to his opponent.
I do have to wonder why Comrade Clayton hasn’t just admitted it himself yet. Granted, he cannot formally file until November of this year, I think. Maybe he doesn’t want a bunch of more-qualified shitlibs to run against him in the primary. It also explains why he is following Ken Doll Scudder all around with his tongue up his ass. Ken Doll (who is state chair) will likely clear the field for Clayton as payback for making all those finger sandwiches and licking his balls out in the parking lot after the recent “speeches” they have been making together.
I shouldn’t get too excited, though. Comrade Clayton has a LONG history of saying he’s going to do stuff and then pussying out. Like he did after he filed to run for House District 54 in 2019. He pussied out and withdrew. I can see that happening again.
Let’s hope not, though. The thought of antagonizing him on the campaign trail for eight months is just too awesome for me to miss out on.
Oh, and PLEASE nobody go telling Susan Hays that a fake rancher who lives with his mom at age 34 is going to run for Ag Commissioner on the shitlib side. We don’t want her barging in and challenging a super-weak and retarded opponent in the primary and destroying Clayton before I get to do it. Thanks.
P.S. – Here is what I wrote 10 months ago:
Now – why is Comrade Clayton posting such weirdo shit? Why did he change his page to “Clayton Tucker for Texas”? Why is he praising a bunch of kids he doesn’t know and lying about being involved in this “victory” of the 4H Club?
I’ll tell you why. Think about the other shit he has done lately:
Formed yet another non-profit grifting scheme (with former Ag commissioner Jim Hightower).
Joined the National Farmers Union AND the Texas Farmer’s Union – and became the secretary (supposedly) of the TFU…
Running around to silly-assed shit like the Southern Family Farmers and Food System Conference…
Wasting time at SXSW posing as a rancher and lying about Texas milk having Windex in it….
I’ll tell you what I think is going on here, and I’ll bet anyone $500 I’m proven right in the next year or so:
Bumbling moron and far-left Marxist parasite Clayton Tucker IS GOING TO RUN FOR TEXAS AG COMMISSIONER IN 2026.
It all makes sense when you view it through that lens. Now that I’ve outed him (and I suggested this VERY SAME POSSIBILITY two months ago!) let’s see how long it takes for him to admit this on one of his many social media accounts.
Will NEVER get old!!!
🚨 WATCH: An LAPD officer beat the CRAP out of a rioter who was hitting a police horse
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) June 10, 2025
MORE OF THIS! AssauIting officers and their horses should be met with HUGE force! pic.twitter.com/4oWaO7eMe3
Lampasas’s most famous goldbricker is on the road again. The kid who can’t spare a moment to feed a guard dog to protect his pet goats wasted seven hours or more to travel to a taco joint to ‘speak’ to a roaring crowd of….maybe 14 old farts? I don’t know. Only one person RSVP’d on his website and he hasn’t posted any photos yet. Must have been a bust.
Lemme guess what the “excellent information” was: “Billionaires are stealing from you! We need to rise up! Power to the people! People over profits! Down with the oligarchy. Blah, blah, blah. Global warming. Blah blah blah. Big Ag!!”
Does that about cover it? LOL. I can just see Comrade Clayton with his tiny fist in the air in the back corner of El Taco Jalisco II screeching in his soprano register while eight or ten old farts are trying to order some salsa and chips. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
“Looking forward to seeing where [sic] the future holds for him“?? Seriously? This is it. This IS the future – he’s already almost 35 years old. LOL. He’s not like some promising college student who’s setting the world on fire and the world is his oyster. No, no. He’s a stay-at-home-son waiting for mom and dad to die so he can have a free house. THAT’s the future. It’s a big, empty space. He will live in his dead mom’s house, protest dumb shit that doesn’t affect him and then die alone one day. Probably sooner than later considering all the Covid shots he’s taken.
If you want to see his future, look at Stephanie Fitzharris’s gay buddy Garry:
That’s his future. Without the kid.
Oh, and Comrade Clayton will do it all again tonight by wasting like EIGHT hours round-trip traveling to Rockport. LOL. Guess he’s going to miss his “coyote patrol” timeslot yet again!
Oh well. On the PLUS side, he has a lot fewer animals for mom to feed while he’s away than he did a couple weeks ago before the Great Coyote Goat Massacre of 2025:
BAM. Yes. I voted for that. I bet that felt great feeling that club crack that asshole’s collar bone. Fucking clown.
Look at this midget asshole. He’s the perfect size to stuff into a cannon and fire him back over the border. Commie piece of shit.
Also, I can’t believe how many morons run around these things with their cameras out taking video. I know I’m a dinosaur and never video shit with my phone, but what’s the point? There are THOUSANDS of clips of stuff like this on Twitter. Why go down there and put yourself at risk? You’re busy staring at your screen and then you get nailed with rubber bullets or a tear gas canister. Bunch of morons. Zero pity for those people.
A couple years ago, local kraut-for-brains and moron real-estate agent Chris Seefeldt bragged about how awesome Germany was for allowing hordes of third-world trash to pour into Germany unfettered.
She also chastised the horrible, terrible United States for trying to STOP the flow of third-world scumbags, rapists and murderers. This was smack in the middle of the “Biden” administration when innocent girls like Laken Riley were being brutally murdered….
Let’s fast-forward a couple years and see who was right. Was it the German retard or the awful, terrible, America-loving Lampasshole?
Does the DummyKraut learn anything from this? Of course not! She’s still spouting retarded cliches on Facebook and yammering about how much she admires the rioters and scumbags who are interfering with ICE as they try to DEPORT these invaders!
Fuck her. I hope she gets carjacked by a Haitian and gets her skull cracked good and hard.
The percent of days above 90 degrees in the US so far this year is 12th lowest on record since 1895.
Only 33% of the US has reached 90 degrees so far this year, which is 14th lowest on record.
By this date in 1934, almost 80% of the US had already reached 90 degrees!
Whoops.
[Washington, D.C. has not reached 90° yet this year. This is the latest since 2016 (June 11th). There’s a shot D.C. reaches the mark on Thursday or Friday.]
Here are some FACTS about CO2 levels:
CO2 is currently 420 parts per million – which is .042%
Humans are responsible for 3% of that – which is .00126%.
Thus 99.99874% of all CO2 is created naturally.
At a CO2 level of under 270 ppm, all plant life dies…and all other life with it.
When Mt St Helens erupted in 1980, it released the same amount of pollution as 270 YEARS of 1970’s-level industrial activity.
That’s 270 X ALL 1970’s-level industrial activity IN ONE DAY!
The 2022 Hunga Tunga eruption was TWICE the size of Mt St Helens!
I doubt Comrade Clayton even knows that eruption happened in 2022.
Too bad some morons decided to go into goats instead of cattle because “muh global warming!” Unfortunately, the market is telling me that it’s a buyer’s market in goats….
FIRE SALE!!! Something tells me I could offer her $100 and she’d take it. Then I can be a fake rancher, too!
Hey look! Comrade Clayton can replace all the dwarf goats he killed and then give them some gay names like Tinkerbell and Malibu!
Once again, Bernie and his apostle have it 100% wrong.
Remember, Comrade Clayton (chairman of the Lampasas Democrat Party) has come out MANY times as an open-borders fag who thinks “borders are racist” and Austin should be allowed to be a sanctuary City.
“We want riots and destruction. If you stop us, you’re literally Hitler”
#1 – the raids are 100% legal and are a legitimate function of the federal government: protecting the border and keeping invaders out. As the Executive Branch, it falls on Trump to enforce immigration law. Which he is legally doing.
#2 – these are rioters angry about the enforcement of laws on the books. It’s not a “counter response,” it is a massive riot. It wasn’t “provoked” – ICE agents were acting within the law.
Thugs are torching Uber cars in broad daylight. That is not “protest”…
The shitlibs got away with mass rioting in 2020. That’s why it’s happening again. The only solution is to treat them like the terrorists they are. Use overwhelming force to put down the riots. Charge and convict the rioters and send them to prison for years. Ruin their lives. Show no mercy. Make an example of them. This is how you maintain a just and orderly society. The other option is anarchy.
Any foreign invader involved in a riot should be shipped immediately to Guantanamo Bay. Any foreign invader not involved in a riot should be shipped immediately to whatever country they come from. All foreign invaders must be rounded up and removed, one way or another.
Trump is correct to crush these bugs as quickly as possible. Riot police should just wade through these pussies swinging their billy clubs and breaking jaws and skulls.
I just hope a lot of them lose eyeballs to rubber bullets and tear gas canisters.
