Failed Baseball Dummy Posts Wildly Inaccurate Bullshit. Fake Rancher Repeats It As Gospel.

You remember Iowa dummy J.D. Scholten who was recently palling around with local communist Clayton Tucker and disgraced former Ag Commissioner Jim Hightower, right?

Well, he’s back spewing falsehoods on his website. And Comrade Clayton (as usual) is there to repeat the falsehoods without doing a single nanosecond of fact checking….

The failed baseball dummy gets everything wrong, of course. But what do you expect from a fellow socialist? The LAST thing they understand is math and finance. They only understand greed and envy.

The ACTUAL amount of this program is 1/10th of what J.D. boldly states it is. It’s also not a “bailout” – it’s a swap line. Huge difference.

You see, a BAILOUT is when government money is given and nothing is received in return. Government money is vaporized and never seen again. Kind of like when Obama bailed out GM to the tune of over $10 billion in tax dollars 16 years ago – which, ironically, is about $20 billion in today’s dollars. Clayton Tucker had NO PROBLEM with a $20 billion bailout back then because it saved his precious union workers. The very workers who drove the company into the ground in the first place.

I’m not sure where he gets the $200 billion number. Maybe he’s thinking of the $200 billion we handed to Ukraine and will never get back. Comrade Clayton was ALL IN FAVOR of that, as you’ll recall.

That time Clayton Tucker put a Ukraine flag on his mom’s garage.

Tens of billions of THAT Ukraine “bailout” was stolen by corrupt generals and Zelensky himself. But Comrade Clayton doesn’t care about THAT either.

I won’t even get into the billions wasted on failed renewable companies like Solyndra, A123 or that giant $2.2 billion solar plant that just failed recently. Comrade Clayton doesn’t give a shit about those billions either!

A swap line is where we buy Argentina’s bonds and supply liquidity. We hold the bonds as collateral and they pay interest. The Fed has done it countless times with other countries (all with ZERO transparency, I might add) and every president has overseen shit like that repeatedly.

But Comrade Clayton was a “poli sci” major, so when it comes to big boy stuff like this, he couldn’t find his asshole with a funnel. Just another example of the boy who lives with mom babbling bullshit he knows absolutely nothing about and getting his facts completely wrong. Par for the course!

The Greentard Brain In Three Photos…

First comes the retarded hypothesis based on hysteria and bullshit…

Then comes trillions of tax dollars wasted and grifted over decades….

Then comes truth and reality when all the absurd predictions fail to come true. A truth that was OBVIOUS to smart people long ago.

Do we get apologies or introspection from the shitlibs and greentards for incinerating trillions of tax dollars? Nope. They are on to the next bullshit cause (Covid, ‘insurrection,’ democracy at stake, etc).

We could have built 5 or 6 nuclear plants with the money wasted on pinwheels and solar. Absolute morons.

Socialist Semen Sipper Clayton Tucker Now Thinks He’s An Anti-Trust Lawyer.

You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope – ‘Someday, my son will grow to be a man.’ Well…look at you now” – Coach Harris, Revenge of the Nerds.

I’m sure Howard Tucker had the same hope for HIS son Clayton 34 years ago. Unfortunately, those hopes have been dashed over and over for a long time now.

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Clayton Tucker has worn MANY fake hats over the last ten years or so:

Fake water researcher, fake energy expert, fake lobbyist. Fake cowboy, fake farmer, fake rancher. Fake man, fake candidate, fake shrimp expert.

But this might be the most hilarious fake occupation of them all. The boychild who lives with mom and can’t find his own place to live (OR make a living on the ‘ranch’ he was gifted by grandpa) is now a fake anti-trust lawyer who will solve all the world’s monopoly problems. LOL!!

Weird, because as I recall, Comrade Clayton was totally silent when an evil BILLIONAIRE named Soros was given a shady deal to buy 200 radio stations across 40 stations right before last year’s elections…

He was also totally silent in 2020 and 2021 when the GOVERNMENT was censoring everyone on Facebook, Twitter and YouTube who DARED to question the Covid narrative or the fake vax narrative. Two issues our side ended up being 100% right about in the end…

Facebook & YouTube were wrong to censor the lab leak theory as Covid ‘misinformation’

Clayton Tucker was silent when Roseanne Barr lost HER show. He was silent when Gina Carano got the boot from Disney for FAR less than Kimmel. He was silent through dozens and dozens of bullshit moves like this:

The only time he makes a peep is when one of these PUBLIC companies decides one of Clayton’s heroes is a money-losing schlub and they fire him. That’s because Comrade Clayton is a communist who doesn’t understand the concept of profit. His fake hobby ranch operates at a loss every year and Dad likely subsidizes it to keep his fuckup of a son busy with something.

In short Clayton, since you have a LONG history of approving TRUE government censorship and cancel culture when it suits your views, I kindly ask that you SHUT THE FUCK UP when it comes to the First Amendment, you filthy communist dirtbag. You have no clue what you’re talking about.

Private media companies are not under any obligation to broadcast someone who they feel is bad for business. The government has nothing to do with it.

As Local Citizen Cries Out For Beef, Communist RX “Rancher” Silent.

Well, look at this!

The reaction was swift, informative and also completely devoid of any mention of RX Ranch!

As usual, fake rancher Clayton Tucker is off galivanting at some retard convention instead of striking while the iron is hot, so to speak. Not only did he miss this opportunity to make a sale or at LEAST mention his ‘ranch,” but not a SINGLE person thought to say “Hey! RX Ranch is a good choice!”

That’s because RX Ranch is not a good choice. RX Ranch is a very, very poor choice. It’s actually not even a choice at all. This is what your plate would look like if you depended on RX Ranch to supply your steaks:

I DO see Barnard Beef Cattle at the top of the list however. You remember them, right?? They’re the company that stepped in and planted their flag in Clayton’s mom’s front yard (where he still lives)…

REAL Rancher Barnard Beef To Supply Beef To Lampasas Schools. Fake Rancher Clayton Tucker Still Has No Website Eight Months After Promising One.

After fake rancher Clayton Tucker DEMANDED that all school kids get a free healthy lunch, he sold and/or donated exactly ZERO pounds of beef, despite supposedly running a ranch.

But what he DID do is LIE about trying to pay down school lunch dent once!

Another School Official Confirms: Lampasas Democrat Party Never Tried To Make School Lunch Debt Donation

What a guy!

Here was a chance to sell DIRECTLY to the consumer. No “Big Ag” boogey men in the middle. No “price rigging” evil corporations to “pillage” him. And he’s nowhere to be found. That’s because he’s a fake rancher on a fake ranch. But yeah sure, Comrade…keep blaming “Big Ag” for all your many failures.

BUT, if you are looking for “mini goat yoga” at some point in the far-distant future, then RX Ranch MIGHT be able to help someday! He’ll let you know some time in 2026 or 2027.

Maybe.

We Need More Fat Morons Maced In The Face And Tossed Aside.

Yes, I voted for this. This, and much more.

This is what happens when you are fat and childless and your instinct to nurture children has been weaponized. It leads you to feel sorry for criminals and dirtbags and to give them a million second chances instead of throwing them in jail or deporting them.

It’s why dummy female judges keep letting out career criminals. It’s why insane chicks write letters to serial killers in jail and want to marry them. THIS is why females should have never been given the vote. Because 80% of them are lunatics who vote for the downfall of western civilization and are happy to let hoards of muzzies and other scum into the country to wreck it.

This dumb commie chick is running for congress in Illinois.

I could watch her get thrown into the pavement all day long. Just put this on a loop and have it play on an 83-inch TV in my living room forever.

These are the same ingrates who constantly whine they can’t afford a house or groceries. Maybe if you spent your time working a job and learning a skill instead of “protesting” stupid shit all day long, you’d have two nickels to rub together. Comrade Clayton could stand to learn the same lesson.

I say keep slamming em all to the ground until they finally get the picture. They are spoiled little shits who were never disciplined or told NO as a child.

I Just Have To Laugh At Kimmel A Little More. I Love It So Much.

When I see shit like this, I just get happy and joyous all over again. It’s so awesome.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I laugh at you! I laugh at all shitlibs who are losing their minds over this. I laughed with other people at the bar last night over it.

No, you didn’t get fired because “fascism” or “censorship,” you morons.

Dummy kraut doesn’t understand anything.

You got fired because your show sucked, you have a shitty attitude, and because you’re a one-trick pony making idiotic political commentary non-stop instead of making jokes. Your ratings were in the shitter. The people who pay your salary decided you weren’t worth it any more. It happens to ten thousand people every day.

Fucking baby.

SINCLAIR and ABC made the decision. NOT the government.

Kimmel never had any talent. He slept with that mutt Silverman. That was it.

Free speech in the U.S. means the government cannot punish you for what you say. It doesn’t mean you’re free from all consequences. Private individuals, employers, and organizations can still respond to your words, disagree, or impose their own consequences.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Enjoy your weekend, Jimmy. You twat.

Fake Farmer Lies About Farms Being ‘Pillaged’

The biggest panican of them all is now hyperventilating about farms being ‘pillaged.’ I’m not sure he understands what that word means. It means “to rob a place using violence, especially in wartime” which is clearly not happening at all right now.

Then again, he has an $80,000 college degree and doesn’t know how to spell “devastate” either.

If he can give me ONE example of a Texas farm being “pillaged” by anyone other than some illegal cartel Mexicans (who Comrade Clayton welcomes with open arms) then I will eat a bowl of my own shit.

It’s simply not true. But Comrade Clayton needs SOMETHING to freak out about, or he would have nothing to do with his time.

As for “rigging” prices, there is a solution for that supposed problem too: it’s called a “farmers market” and we have one right here in town. There is also a HUGE one at Lakeline Mall every Saturday, which I have attended at least 200 times.

You see, farmers and ranchers bring their products DIRECTLY to the consumer, thus avoiding any “Big Ag” bogeymen who “rig” prices and “pillage” your farm. If Clayton Tucker had actually ever GROWN a single thing or processed a single animal, he too could walk 500 feet from mom’s house and sell it at the Lampasas Farmers Market, and thus avoid all the supposed “rigging” he is subject to.

But unfortunately for Clayton Tucker, his ‘farm’ is of the fake variety in that he doesn’t grown anything and never has. He just puts on a farmer costume and a Canadian tuxedo and tells the newspaper he’s a “rancher” when he is nothing of the sort.

So I guess we should “Ask FDR”: hey dummy, why don’t you just take your ‘farm’ and ‘ranch’ products DIRECTLY to the consumer at one of the many farmers markets around here instead of whining about made-up rigging bullshit??

“Don’t ask me, I’m just a Fake Dummy Rancher who babbles made-up shit and never defends my position with any real-life examples!”

Oh, and just for your information, if there really WAS any “rigging” you can report it here:

Texas Antitrust Division.

If you are a business or a consumer who believes a person or business has engaged in anticompetitive behavior, please contact the Texas Attorney General’s Antitrust Division at (512) 936-1674

How many reports have you made about all this “rigging” and “pillaging,” you utter buffoon? Oh that’s right: zero reports made. You are truly a simple shit.

Hostess House Almost Done. Three Million Dollars Over Budget And Eleven Months Late.

Welp, according to the Dispatch, the Hostess House will probably be done by the end of the year. Considering the original finish date was January of 2025, that means it’s only 11 months late.

Oh, and the original budget was $200,000 – so at the final total of $3.2 million, it technically cost the taxpayers $3,000,000 more than Finley told us it would cost….

I guess I could be charitable and tell you that last year, they told us it would be actually be $2.2 million (April of 2024) after all.

So it’s either $3,000,000.00 over budget or only a mere $1,000,000.00 over budget, depending on which bullshit, totally wrong City estimate you use.

Oh, and this is all so they can rent it out and make about $12,000 per year on it. LOL. If you had just taken the $3.2 million and stuck it in T-bills, you’d make about $130,000 per year in interest, which is over TEN TIMES what you will make from renting it out.

Absolute fucking morons. Yet another disastrous project from the dynamic duo of Talbert and DeGraffenreid.

Another Scalp Taken: Kimmel Shitcanned.

Are you tired of winning yet? I’m not. The most hilarious part is that when Colbert got the axe, Trump taunted Kimmel and told him he was next…and it came true not long after! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s what you get for making up absolute and complete bullshit lies and for having a “comedy” show devoid of comedy.

 

To all the crybaby shitlibs who are whining about this, I’ll remind you that you have been calling for people on the right to be fired forever. That shriveled libskank Carol Garner Doughty wanted Tucker Carlson arrested a couple years ago just because she didn’t like what he said!!

Trump didn’t “fire” Kimmel. His affiliates did. They wisely realized that his unfunny antics and bitter trolling (not to mention outright lies about Charlie Kirk’s killer) weren’t really pulling in the viewers. So they pre-empted his show. Which means no ad revenue.

I guess Jimmy can always learn to code. BAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh, and in case THAT isn’t enough, here is Kimmel gloating over Tucker getting fired a few years ago:

Jimmy Kimmel celebrates Tucker Carlson getting fired from Fox.

Who’s laughing now, you prick? I certainly am!!

Of course, Tucker went on to found a very successful podcast – something Kimmel will NEVER pull off because he’s a whiney cunt and a douchebag with zero talent.